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Rimshot!...
Rimshot! (http://wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/SOUNDFX/rimshot.wav)
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Don't mess with old people -- grandpa and the IRS
http://www.youngcons.com/elderly-man-gets-audited-by-irs-his-response-is-brilliant/
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About mowing lawns
True story about Lee Trevino (Super Mex) and told by him on numerous occasions -- as seen on the Golf Channel interview by David Ferherty.
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Kim Jong Un invents a new carbonated drink.
What does he name it?
Why the name is obvious: the Un cola!
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Mr Wolf: just because you are a character doesn't...
Mr Wolf: just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.
One of my favorite lines from the movies -- funny but true!
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I thought at first it was going to be the 3 guys...
I thought at first it was going to be the 3 guys drinking coffee while standing in a pile of sh*t.
But it got better! I'm pretty sure I've not heard this variant before.
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The moral of the story
An oldie but a goodie I remember from high school.
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Long ago, there was a Great White Hunter who roamed far and wide, going on safari after safari, hunting down and shooting for sport every...
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An atheist approaches a holy man and challenges...
An atheist approaches a holy man and challenges him.
"I'll give you an orange if you can show me where God is."
The holy man replies, "I'll give you two oranges if you can show me where He is...
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Now I understand what they mean when they say a...
Now I understand what they mean when they say a dog is man's best friend.
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My fave:...
My fave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpHCfndib0Q
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Your might be a horse player if ...
http://jasonbeem.com/2014/10/06/you-might-be-a-horseplayer/
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So, that's what Sinatra meant when he was singing...
So, that's what Sinatra meant when he was singing "Strangers in the Night!"
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Two show stallions are arguing over who should...
Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.
The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours,...
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...
What do you call a man with no arms or legs bouncing off the lake?
Skippy.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
Same guy at your front door?
Matt.
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That one has the ring of something that actually...
That one has the ring of something that actually happened.
It's just like the women with a protruding belly being asked when was she due when she was not pregnant. Yikes! How do you get out of...
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Why golf is better than sex.
It's perfectly respectable to play with a total stranger.
If your regular golf partner is not available, he or she won't object if you golf with some one else.
Nobody will tell you that you'll go...
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Good one, Sammy! First time I've seen that one.
Good one, Sammy! First time I've seen that one.
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Groan. I'll have to retell that one today.
Groan.
I'll have to retell that one today.
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"A sign in a bar"
A grizzled old prospector comes out of the mountains and goes to a nearby town. While there he decides to have a beer.
Nuzzling up to the bar, he tells the 'keeper, "Let me have a beer."
The...
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I believe that one was already posted.
I believe that one was already posted.
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Reads like a George Carlin skit. Thanks!
Reads like a George Carlin skit. Thanks!
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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his...
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few...
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I miss Dr. Laura on the public air waves. Her...
I miss Dr. Laura on the public air waves. Her turkey day (Wednesday) program is full of blonde jokes.
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