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Forum: Off Topic - General 03-14-2014, 01:37 AM
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60 percent

60 percent
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-14-2014, 01:00 AM
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This made me laugh out loud! ...

This made me laugh out loud!



Marine Pilot



The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-27-2014, 12:44 AM
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Posted By jerry-g
Doing My Part

While on a road trip, an elderly couple

Stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the

restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-11-2014, 10:45 AM
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Posted By jerry-g
WHY?

Why do pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-08-2014, 05:22 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
Humor

The Jewish Elbow…

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.



"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-04-2014, 08:53 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
A Man Thing

A heartwarming story if I've ever heard one. Enjoy......

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-02-2014, 10:56 AM
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Posted By jerry-g
Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The...
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-08-2014, 05:37 AM
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Posted By jerry-g
How Many Doctors?

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Doctors (http://www.youtube.com/embed/gSw4CLV14sQ?rel=0)
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-18-2013, 08:22 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
A Smart Dog

and a smart dog drives

Dog behind wheel (https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_detailpage&v=fybch3DX8c8)
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-17-2013, 12:09 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
Little Justin

The fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.



All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman ... and so ...
Forum: Off Topic - General 11-08-2013, 05:51 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
EVIL

EVIL?
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-30-2013, 01:33 PM
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Forum: Off Topic - General 10-21-2013, 11:44 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
God Bless Arizona

A Mexican, an Arab,





and an Arizona girl are
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-07-2013, 08:36 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
Kids say the damdist things

Some fun facts about our ocean…





Children writing about the ocean

The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally
prepared.
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-22-2013, 09:21 AM
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Posted By jerry-g
E-Mooning

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-22-2013, 09:20 AM
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Posted By jerry-g
Alcohol Test

Alcohol Testers

Test (http://video.staged.com/preacher/alcohol_test)
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-12-2013, 08:28 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
It only takes one senior to change a light bulb....

It only takes one senior to change a light bulb. But it takes him all day. :D
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-17-2013, 01:33 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
Upgrade for Seniors Bar

New upgrade to seniors bar
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-17-2013, 01:23 PM
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Posted By jerry-g
WARNING

Do not wash your hair in the shower! It's so good to finally get a health

warning that is useful. It involves the shampoo when it runs down your

body while you shower with it.



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