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Hillary ...
Hillary phoned the president's ...
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05-17-2017, 07:30 PM
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I've outlived my dick." ...
I've outlived my dick."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson ...
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The king wanted to go fishing, so he called on...
The king wanted to go fishing, so he called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance...
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03-22-2017, 01:13 AM
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Went out last night and got really wasted. I...
Went out last night and got really wasted.
I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring and farting ... so, at least I got home OK.
The wife's back on the warpath...
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03-05-2017, 12:46 PM
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped...
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01-25-2017, 07:49 PM
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A parable to meditate on in our politically...
A parable to meditate on in our politically correct society
>
> An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on
> the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along...
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12-09-2016, 11:29 AM
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At a Retirement center A 80-year old Bessie...
At a Retirement center A 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec hall at the home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me...
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11-18-2016, 09:24 PM
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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he...
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading, "8 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth and quickly...
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09-10-2016, 05:36 PM
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A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017...
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his...
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Seeking a weekend break from his campaign...
Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies; Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy. He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday...
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties, had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and...
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05-02-2016, 04:16 PM
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LOUD SEX A woman went in to see a therapist...
LOUD SEX
A woman went in to see a therapist and said,
'I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.'
'My dear,'...
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02-28-2016, 03:31 PM
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A man was looking for a place to sit in a...
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT...
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02-21-2016, 03:27 PM
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Hag
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02-03-2016, 10:32 PM
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5...
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, Holly Madison said "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest...
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01-11-2016, 09:51 AM
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A balding, white haired man walked into a...
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his...
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Joe was having trouble in school; his teacher was...
Joe was having trouble in school; his teacher was always
> yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy,Joe; can't you
> learn anything?"
>
> One day Joe's mother came to school to see how
> he...
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01-04-2016, 01:47 PM
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There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency...
There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai , I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her to make...
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Bees & Golf >> A young woman had been taking...
Bees & Golf
>> A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
>> She had just started playing her first round of golf when she
>> suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to...
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12-13-2015, 09:00 PM
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I was walking through the shopping mall and I...
I was walking through the shopping mall and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a...
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12-04-2015, 01:41 PM
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Joe and Jane, were in a shopping center before...
Joe and Jane, were in a shopping center before Christmas. Jane noticed that Joe was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile. Jane said "Where are you, you know we have...
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09-30-2015, 05:34 PM
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No Chicken McNuggets...
No Chicken McNuggets (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1412484778970143&set=vb.381641995257474&type=2&theater)
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It’s a lucky thing the driver wasn’t crushed...
It’s a lucky thing the driver wasn’t crushed (http://consumerist.com/2015/08/06/san-francisco-lamp-post-falls-over-because-people-humans-kept-urinating-on-it/) when a three-story-tall lamp post fell...
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08-19-2015, 10:50 PM
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Pills
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08-18-2015, 10:04 PM
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Mexican weather report
Aussie Commentates On Mexican Weather Reporting - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYfn8yg41w&feature=youtu.be)
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