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Forum: Off Topic - General 10-24-2014, 02:56 PM
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Posted By BlueShoe
Sex Tips For Seniors.

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them all off.
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Forum: Off Topic - General 09-27-2014, 04:22 PM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice...

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and climbed slowly, painfully, onto a stool. After resting for awhile to catch his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-14-2014, 12:03 PM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
Stanley died in a fire some time ago, and his...

Stanley died in a fire some time ago, and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-08-2014, 04:41 PM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
Older Men Scam, Read Carefully.

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves while at the mall and parking lots, but this is the first warning I have seen for men, and I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2014, 11:14 AM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
Investment Advice for the Second Half of 2014.

According to Wall Street insiders, several mergers and consolidations are in the works for the rest of 2014. If you have some extra cash, if you get in now, you could get make some really big bucks,...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-16-2014, 10:16 PM
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Posted By BlueShoe
Then The Fun Began.

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, the wife notices tears streaming down her husband's cheeks. Touched, she asks him if he is sentimental about...
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-18-2014, 01:55 PM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
Advancements In Medicine.

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's...
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-17-2014, 01:28 PM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
Husband Down, Aisle 5.

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-14-2014, 12:28 AM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
Simple Truths.

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However, after sex, they dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-17-2013, 09:30 PM
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Views: 349,441
Posted By BlueShoe
The Irish Pickle Factory.

Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from...
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