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02-09-2022, 12:17 PM
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Why did the Riot Squad get up so early in the...
Why did the Riot Squad get up so early in the morning?
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There once was a guy named Stanley Shitsmith who,...
There once was a guy named Stanley Shitsmith who, as you can imagine, was teased incessantly about his name.
He couldn't take it anymore and finally decided to change his name.
He filed all the...
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03-27-2020, 12:31 AM
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It's less disgusting, I'll say that. Most...
It's less disgusting, I'll say that.
Most political jokes are old re-treads and not funny....all they do is change the names, which I'm sure you did here
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03-27-2020, 12:09 AM
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Good Lord that's pathetic
Good Lord that's pathetic
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03-15-2019, 10:55 PM
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"People are like a box of chocolates....yummy" ...
"People are like a box of chocolates....yummy"
-Forrest Dahmer
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06-15-2017, 06:48 PM
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Thank you all for such a large turnout to this...
Thank you all for such a large turnout to this month's meeting of Plastic Surgery Anonymous.
I see a lot of new faces in here tonight.
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06-08-2017, 04:53 PM
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PhantomOnTour
What's the difference between a well dressed guy...
What's the difference between a well dressed guy on a bicycle and a poorly dressed guy on a unicycle?
Attire
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04-24-2017, 10:22 AM
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my point was that it wasn't funny...just a man...
my point was that it wasn't funny...just a man expressing his opinion :)
(and yes, I am the judge of what's funny and what ain't!!) LOL
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04-21-2017, 01:07 AM
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Now that's funny !
Now that's funny !
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04-21-2017, 01:06 AM
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This thread is titled HUMOR...what the hell is...
This thread is titled HUMOR...what the hell is this doing here?
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02-01-2017, 12:25 PM
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Guy being interviewed by customs agent as he...
Guy being interviewed by customs agent as he tries to enter Australia...
AGENT: Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
GUY: Huh? Is it still a requirement?
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07-21-2016, 08:40 PM
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Guys sits down for a job interview. Boss says...
Guys sits down for a job interview.
Boss says "describe yourself in three words"
He answers "Lazy"
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05-17-2016, 03:36 PM
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Last night I went to my favorite bar dressed like...
Last night I went to my favorite bar dressed like a chicken.
Low and behold, I met a woman who was dressed as an egg.
Go figure...anyway, little did we know, but we were about to solve one of...
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02-27-2016, 10:05 PM
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Ivy Leaguer
Ivy League grad just arrived in Mississippi to start his new job.
A local says, "Hey man, where did you go to college"
Ivy Leaguer says, "Yale"
Local says, "WHERE-DID-YOU-GO-TO-COLLEGE!!! "
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10-21-2015, 11:22 PM
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What do you call a poorly performed circumcision?...
What do you call a poorly performed circumcision?
A ripoff
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10-17-2015, 11:36 AM
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I had a great joke to tell y'all about the...
I had a great joke to tell y'all about the Jonestown tragedy, but I forgot the punchline
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09-18-2014, 07:19 PM
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Here's a gnarly one...
What did the cannibal do after he ate his girlfriend?
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08-05-2014, 05:36 PM
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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06-16-2014, 10:25 PM
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:lol: I have already forwarded this joke to...
:lol:
I have already forwarded this joke to someone
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