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06-04-2016, 09:52 PM

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HUMOR

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And this one...

And this one...

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05-28-2016, 09:23 PM

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HUMOR

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Yep...

Yep...

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05-12-2016, 08:55 AM

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HUMOR

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale,...

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04-27-2016, 07:24 AM

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HUMOR

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And this one...

And this one...

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04-15-2016, 01:36 PM

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HUMOR

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Creatures... :lol:

Creatures... :lol:

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04-15-2016, 01:35 PM

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HUMOR

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Ambi :lol:

Ambi :lol:

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04-15-2016, 01:34 PM

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HUMOR

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:3:

:3:

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04-15-2016, 01:32 PM

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HUMOR

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Another...

Another...

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04-15-2016, 01:30 PM

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HUMOR

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Bathroom signs!

Bathroom signs!

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03-20-2016, 08:24 AM

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HUMOR

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I heard on the news that there is a new cure for...

I heard on the news that there is a new cure for dyslexia. It was music to my arse.

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03-14-2016, 08:53 PM

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HUMOR

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Many years ago, in my younger days, I...

Many years ago, in my younger days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:...

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03-06-2016, 10:05 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

WORLD WAR III > IN THE PLANNING STAGES ...

WORLD WAR III
> IN THE PLANNING STAGES

Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Sanders sitting over there?' The bartender...

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02-27-2016, 09:41 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

Movin South... Florida A Florida senior...

Movin South...

Florida
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing...

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02-04-2016, 04:21 PM

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HUMOR

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A group of men live and die for their Saturday...

A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. Then one transferred to another city and they're lost without him.

A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the guys...

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01-31-2016, 08:57 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

Ok, Tommy! GAME ON! ;) "God created...

Ok, Tommy!

GAME ON! ;)

"God created War,

so that Americans would learn Geography!"

Mark Twain

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01-23-2016, 07:30 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

Eight words with 2 meanings... 1. THINGY...

Eight words with 2 meanings...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
...

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01-23-2016, 07:15 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't...

Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?
I was in Tim Hortons recently when my stomach started rumbling
and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the...

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01-23-2016, 05:51 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

A man walks into Rob Roys and approaches an...

A man walks into Rob Roys and approaches an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks,
"May I buy you a beer ?"

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear...

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01-23-2016, 05:50 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

An American business man sits in American...

An American business man sits in American Airlines 1st Class, next to a sexy gorgeous young lady:

Business Man: What is your name?

Young Lady: Angela Benz, Sir.

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01-23-2016, 05:45 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line...

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief...

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11-16-2014, 09:47 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

This year's Christmas Party from HR December...

This year's Christmas Party from HR

December 1st
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I'm happy to inform you that the company
Christmas Party will take place on December
23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. ...

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11-15-2014, 08:52 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

I just knew it! I knew they would...

I just knew it!

I knew they would eventually release the ingredients in Viagra!

• Vitamin E 3%
• Aspirin 2%
• Ibuprofen 2%
• Vitamin C 1%
• Spray Starch 5%
• Fix-A-Flat 87%

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11-15-2014, 08:49 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,613

Posted By Rookies

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The...

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them....

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03-27-2014, 09:45 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,613

Posted By Rookies

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding...

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less...

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01-28-2014, 07:20 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Rookies

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your...

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with...

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