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10-01-2015, 09:00 AM

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The 50 year old prostitute

After a nights work, she settles up with her pimp and hands him one hundred dollars and a quarter.

"What cheap S.O.B. gave you a quarter", he asked.

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08-28-2015, 05:13 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

Ray Rice may sign with the Redskins ...

Ray Rice may sign with the Redskins

They don,t beat anybody !!!!!

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06-25-2015, 01:56 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

Irish Humor

Irishman's first drink with his son...

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories

came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

...

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06-22-2015, 08:44 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

The Jewish Quarterback

The Jewish Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the...

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01-26-2015, 03:28 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

Irish Compassion

A young man with no arms or legs is sitting on a blanket at the beach at the waters edge enjoying the sun and ocean breeze. Three young attractive women, one from England, one from Scotland and one...

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01-26-2015, 01:38 PM

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HUMOR

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A seriously depressed woman stood at the dedge of...

A seriously depressed woman stood at the dedge of a cliff preparing to jump when a hobo walked by. Assessing the situation he asked her "since you are about to jump could we have sex first" "Hell...

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01-17-2015, 06:11 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

Why Grandpas are different than Grandmas/ Language warning

Funny stuff:

Why Grandpa's are Different

Have you ever wondered what the difference
is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?

Well, here it is:
There was this loving...

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09-20-2014, 01:45 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

10% of women surveyed believe their ass is too...

10% of women surveyed believe their ass is too small

40% think their ass is too big.

The remaining 50% believe their ass is just fine and wouldn't trade him in for anyone else

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07-08-2014, 02:08 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

Perks of being over 60 and heading towards 70

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM...

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07-08-2014, 02:01 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

Old Barack

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was...

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05-20-2014, 06:04 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

Keeping Busy in RETIREMENT.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!

2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!

3. Skip down the...

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01-28-2014, 12:22 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

A young boy has terrible teeth. His imooverished...

A young boy has terrible teeth. His imooverished mother has little cash on hand. She sets up an appointment with the local orthodontist. Poor boy goes to the ortho with a mere $1 in his pocket.

...

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08-26-2013, 12:20 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

A young man decides to take up rollerblading....

A young man decides to take up rollerblading. What is the hardest thing for him to do?

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02-15-2012, 01:46 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By cj's dad

A widow for nearly a year now and still in her...

A widow for nearly a year now and still in her 40's, Mary was starting to miss the sex that her and her husband enjoyed so often. One evening, she was relating this to her lady friends. She explained...

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