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Forum: Off Topic - General 03-27-2023, 04:22 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
50 Shades of Hay

Finally, some horse humor.
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-25-2021, 09:36 AM
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Finally, back to some real humor. Good one Dave....

Finally, back to some real humor. Good one Dave. It wasn't a true story, was it?
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-19-2021, 09:38 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Punography

Punography. When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to...
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-22-2020, 10:17 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Are my testicles black?  A suspected...

Are my testicles black?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a...
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-19-2020, 12:44 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
LOL

LOL
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-04-2019, 09:43 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Probably on here already, but : Jeffrey Dahmer's...

Probably on here already, but : Jeffrey Dahmer's shampoo.....head and shoulders.
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-04-2018, 01:27 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
LOL

Saw this today and thought I'd share it. LOL
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-10-2016, 10:10 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Boss's problem

The boss had to fire somebody.
He narrowed it down to one of two people, either Becky or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.
Rather then flip a coin, he...
Forum: Off Topic - General 11-24-2016, 09:58 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Haha very funny! :ThmbUp:

Haha very funny! :ThmbUp:
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-06-2016, 07:52 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
In the Army, why do the Generals eat in a private...

In the Army, why do the Generals eat in a private mess hall and the Privates eat in the general mess hall?
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-30-2016, 12:06 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
So true.

So true.
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-28-2016, 05:32 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Hillary rhyme

Dice is an idiot, but this one is pretty good.
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-14-2016, 05:50 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Hillary

So true
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-30-2016, 04:35 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Guns

Guns
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-19-2016, 05:48 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Trump was in the Little Rascals?

Another short clip of Trump. This time he's the president of the he-man woman haters club. Watch this short clip. :D
...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-14-2016, 01:40 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Trump and Ralph Kramden

Hysterical short parody with Trump and Ralph.

https://www.facebook.com/gorillapigspage/videos/893084667456000/
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-18-2016, 03:15 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
The Doctor

THE DOCTOR


The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.

The guilt and sense of...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-07-2015, 10:42 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
It was an episode called Hold that Lion. Here is...

It was an episode called Hold that Lion. Here is a 31 second clip with curly as the snoring passenger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk4ujI-EOMk
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-06-2015, 06:17 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Usually gets a laugh when I tell it around here...

Usually gets a laugh when I tell it around here where I live. Those guys were great and can get a laugh in almost anything they do. YouTube has many of their videos. I still love your brothers after...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-06-2015, 11:47 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Same 2 guys went on a fishing trip and went to...

Same 2 guys went on a fishing trip and went to the rental shop to rent the boat. While in the middle of the lake, they caught lots of fish.

Dumbrowski- "This is a great spot. We gotta mark this...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-06-2015, 11:37 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Dumbroski just came back from fishing. He sees...

Dumbroski just came back from fishing. He sees his friend Powloski coming.

Dumbroski-- "If you can guess how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give them both to you".

Powlowski- "Hahaha, you...
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-06-2015, 11:31 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Dumbroski and Powlowski were coal miners. They...

Dumbroski and Powlowski were coal miners. They were wearing the typical coal miner's helmets with the bright lights shining at the front.

Dumbroski- "You see that light beam over there. I'll give...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-20-2015, 04:41 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Just saw this one.

Just saw this one.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-23-2015, 07:50 AM
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Posted By Longshot6977
Funny. Never saw THAT punch line coming. :D

Funny. Never saw THAT punch line coming. :D
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-04-2015, 04:24 PM
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Posted By Longshot6977
50 Shades of Golf

50 Shades of Golf:

Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews, Scotland for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and...
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