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06-14-2015, 12:34 PM

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Rimshot!...

Rimshot! (http://wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/SOUNDFX/rimshot.wav)

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04-10-2015, 11:11 AM

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HUMOR

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Don't mess with old people -- grandpa and the IRS

http://www.youngcons.com/elderly-man-gets-audited-by-irs-his-response-is-brilliant/

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02-19-2015, 09:07 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

About mowing lawns

True story about Lee Trevino (Super Mex) and told by him on numerous occasions -- as seen on the Golf Channel interview by David Ferherty.

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01-02-2015, 11:01 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Kim Jong Un invents a new carbonated drink.

What does he name it?

Why the name is obvious: the Un cola!

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12-06-2014, 06:48 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Mr Wolf: just because you are a character doesn't...

Mr Wolf: just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.

One of my favorite lines from the movies -- funny but true!

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11-20-2014, 09:28 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

I thought at first it was going to be the 3 guys...

I thought at first it was going to be the 3 guys drinking coffee while standing in a pile of sh*t.

But it got better! I'm pretty sure I've not heard this variant before.

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11-06-2014, 09:51 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

The moral of the story

An oldie but a goodie I remember from high school.

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Long ago, there was a Great White Hunter who roamed far and wide, going on safari after safari, hunting down and shooting for sport every...

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10-23-2014, 11:48 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

An atheist approaches a holy man and challenges...

An atheist approaches a holy man and challenges him.

"I'll give you an orange if you can show me where God is."

The holy man replies, "I'll give you two oranges if you can show me where He is...

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10-19-2014, 10:14 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Now I understand what they mean when they say a...

Now I understand what they mean when they say a dog is man's best friend.

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10-19-2014, 12:19 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

My fave:...

My fave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpHCfndib0Q

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10-17-2014, 04:17 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Your might be a horse player if ...

http://jasonbeem.com/2014/10/06/you-might-be-a-horseplayer/

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09-20-2014, 10:25 AM

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Posted By DJofSD

So, that's what Sinatra meant when he was singing...

So, that's what Sinatra meant when he was singing "Strangers in the Night!"

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08-24-2014, 02:35 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Two show stallions are arguing over who should...

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.

The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours,...

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07-09-2014, 02:42 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs bouncing off the lake?

Skippy.

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07-09-2014, 10:44 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Same guy at your front door?

Matt.

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06-23-2014, 11:00 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

That one has the ring of something that actually...

That one has the ring of something that actually happened.

It's just like the women with a protruding belly being asked when was she due when she was not pregnant. Yikes! How do you get out of...

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05-07-2014, 11:55 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Why golf is better than sex.

It's perfectly respectable to play with a total stranger.
If your regular golf partner is not available, he or she won't object if you golf with some one else.
Nobody will tell you that you'll go...

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05-04-2014, 10:18 PM

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Posted By DJofSD

Good one, Sammy! First time I've seen that one.

Good one, Sammy! First time I've seen that one.

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04-19-2014, 12:57 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Groan. I'll have to retell that one today.

Groan.

I'll have to retell that one today.

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04-12-2014, 10:56 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

"A sign in a bar"

A grizzled old prospector comes out of the mountains and goes to a nearby town. While there he decides to have a beer.

Nuzzling up to the bar, he tells the 'keeper, "Let me have a beer."

The...

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03-05-2014, 11:56 AM

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Posted By DJofSD

I believe that one was already posted.

I believe that one was already posted.

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02-11-2014, 11:01 AM

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Posted By DJofSD

Reads like a George Carlin skit. Thanks!

Reads like a George Carlin skit. Thanks!

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02-02-2014, 11:05 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By DJofSD

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his...

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few...

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01-28-2014, 11:00 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 351,160

Posted By DJofSD

I miss Dr. Laura on the public air waves. Her...

I miss Dr. Laura on the public air waves. Her turkey day (Wednesday) program is full of blonde jokes.

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