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:lol: for the one on the left. Completely true. ...
:lol: for the one on the left. Completely true. I wouldn't eat tofo if I was starving to death. I'd try dirt first.
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now that made me lol Sammy
now that made me lol Sammy
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Identifying Bubba
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.
Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back...
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A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there...
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she...
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate...
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and...
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in...
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation...
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband,...
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look...
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hahaha :lol:
hahaha :lol:
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Not to rein on your parade, but how does an...
Not to rein on your parade, but how does an undefeated filly lose any races during the day and remain undefeated? ;)
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I used to speak Japanese fluently and those...
I used to speak Japanese fluently and those aren't real words!! ;)
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I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that. ...
I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that. :lol:
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I almost forgot about him. He's an insult to...
I almost forgot about him. He's an insult to monkeys everywhere.
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I thought your 'joke' was in poor taste, even for...
I thought your 'joke' was in poor taste, even for off topic. A man propositioning a 7 year old boy for oral sex is not a joke, nor will it ever be. Trying to say that because you inserted...
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A man wakes up in the morning and it is 5:55 a.m....
A man wakes up in the morning and it is 5:55 a.m. The temperature is 55 degrees and the humidity is 55%. He turns on his TV to channel 5. He gets up and it is May 5th. He heads to work and his car...
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The tipster said this horse would walk in. It...
The tipster said this horse would walk in. It did, but all the others galloped.
I bet on a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the...
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The trainer was giving last minute instructions...
The trainer was giving last minute instructions to the jockey and appeared to slip something into the horse's mouth just as a steward walked by. "What was that?" inquired the steward. "Oh nothing"...
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A young jockey and his stable lass girlfriend...
A young jockey and his stable lass girlfriend make the decision to get married. Everything is planned and the couple intend to honeymoon in Italy for a week. The marriage goes without a hitch and the...
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A wealthy racehorse owner gets very attached to...
A wealthy racehorse owner gets very attached to his champion horse. It has a very successful racing career and is then retired to stud duties, where it is again very successful. Earning a fortune in...
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I know really! As soon as you read the answer,...
I know really! As soon as you read the answer, you feel like slapping your forehead.
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The answer, which was given to me as well is, ...
The answer, which was given to me as well is,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na - BATMAN
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Let's see if anyone can get this joke. 16...
Let's see if anyone can get this joke.
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed closely by Batman.
What does it mean? I didn't get the joke myself, but I have it now. Pretty clever...
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yikes :lol:
yikes :lol:
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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at...
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll...
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs...
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