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Forum: Off Topic - General 05-02-2019, 03:36 PM
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A current spin of an old joke: When Albert...

A current spin of an old joke:

When Albert Einstein died and went to heaven, his heavenly mansion wasn't ready yet so he was placed in a temporary apartment with three roommates.

His first room...
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-26-2018, 02:38 PM
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Posted By reckless
How fights get started ...

Just some examples on how fights get started:

1 -- A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look...
Forum: Off Topic - General 11-06-2017, 05:45 PM
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Posted By reckless
Some advice for all our PA Senior citizens: ...

Some advice for all our PA Senior citizens:

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-29-2017, 01:36 PM
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Posted By reckless
A man sees his doctor and says: I have this...

A man sees his doctor and says: I have this incredible urge to have sex with a horse.

The doctor asks: A male horse or a female horse?

The man says: A female horse, of course. What do you think...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-10-2017, 10:50 PM
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Posted By reckless
A 60 year old man takes his wife of 35 years to...

A 60 year old man takes his wife of 35 years to see their doctor.

The doctor asks 'What's wrong, why are you guys here'?

The husband says: 'It's her. She's depressed all the time; she's...
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-04-2017, 10:37 AM
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Posted By reckless
We've all heard our share of Dumb Blond jokes,...

We've all heard our share of Dumb Blond jokes, right? Well, here's a question for all:

What do you call a blond who is smart? ...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-24-2017, 09:15 AM
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Posted By reckless
Sage advice.....

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them?

...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-06-2017, 08:04 AM
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Posted By reckless
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?? ...

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors??

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-05-2016, 06:16 PM
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Posted By reckless
A few jokes ...

1) I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with this entire mess. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-19-2016, 11:50 AM
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Sticking with a Catholic theme ...

One Saturday a teenager went to his Parish to say Confession. Here's how it went down:

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-24-2015, 01:11 PM
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Posted By reckless
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home,...

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-05-2015, 09:11 AM
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Posted By reckless
A Jewish Bookie was at the races playing the...

A Jewish Bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt.

He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.
...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-12-2015, 04:14 PM
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Posted By reckless
This couple is married for over 50 years. ...

This couple is married for over 50 years.

One day, while watching TV, the husband gets up from his rocking chair.

The wife says: where are you going?

The husband says: the kitchen.

Wife...
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-17-2015, 10:02 AM
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Posted By reckless
This joke was sent to me by an old friend from...

This joke was sent to me by an old friend from the neighborhood. I thought I'd share it with the group to (hopefully) bring a smile, especially to those that don't seem able to find any humor in...
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