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The 50 year old prostitute
After a nights work, she settles up with her pimp and hands him one hundred dollars and a quarter.
"What cheap S.O.B. gave you a quarter", he asked.
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Ray Rice may sign with the Redskins ...
Ray Rice may sign with the Redskins
They don,t beat anybody !!!!!
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Irish Humor
Irishman's first drink with his son...
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories
came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
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The Jewish Quarterback
The Jewish Quarterback
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the...
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Irish Compassion
A young man with no arms or legs is sitting on a blanket at the beach at the waters edge enjoying the sun and ocean breeze. Three young attractive women, one from England, one from Scotland and one...
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A seriously depressed woman stood at the dedge of...
A seriously depressed woman stood at the dedge of a cliff preparing to jump when a hobo walked by. Assessing the situation he asked her "since you are about to jump could we have sex first" "Hell...
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Why Grandpas are different than Grandmas/ Language warning
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Why Grandpa's are Different
Have you ever wondered what the difference
is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?
Well, here it is:
There was this loving...
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10% of women surveyed believe their ass is too...
10% of women surveyed believe their ass is too small
40% think their ass is too big.
The remaining 50% believe their ass is just fine and wouldn't trade him in for anyone else
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Perks of being over 60 and heading towards 70
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 PM...
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Old Barack
Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was...
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Keeping Busy in RETIREMENT.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!
3. Skip down the...
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A young boy has terrible teeth. His imooverished...
A young boy has terrible teeth. His imooverished mother has little cash on hand. She sets up an appointment with the local orthodontist. Poor boy goes to the ortho with a mere $1 in his pocket.
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A young man decides to take up rollerblading....
A young man decides to take up rollerblading. What is the hardest thing for him to do?
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A widow for nearly a year now and still in her...
A widow for nearly a year now and still in her 40's, Mary was starting to miss the sex that her and her husband enjoyed so often. One evening, she was relating this to her lady friends. She explained...
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