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11-24-2014, 12:09 AM
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Your jokes are real funny!!! :D
Your jokes are real funny!!! :D
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11-24-2014, 12:04 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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11-19-2014, 08:12 PM
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Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's...
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper once a month?
A: The instructions clearly state, "good for up to 20 pounds".
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11-18-2014, 08:01 PM
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Four blondes are ordering a few rounds of drinks....
Four blondes are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, "14 weeks," then they down their drinks. The bartender finally asks the blondes, "What's the deal?" One...
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11-15-2014, 08:17 PM
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An Airline starts a new concept... Chef on Board....
An Airline starts a new concept... Chef on Board. This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the...
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11-15-2014, 02:30 PM
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A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled...
A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.
"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help...
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11-14-2014, 09:00 PM
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A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace...
A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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11-14-2014, 08:43 PM
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A blonde was swerving all over the road and...
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said,...
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11-14-2014, 08:27 PM
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Blonde buying a Car
One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself.
She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets...
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11-10-2014, 12:04 AM
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I'm crying this is so funny... :lol:
I'm crying this is so funny... :lol:
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11-09-2014, 08:09 PM
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OH Please! It's saying a monkey could have...
OH Please! It's saying a monkey could have written the stimulus bill.. no its not funny I can't stand Al Sharpton.. and it's not racist.. what is wrong with people? Always looking for a hidden...
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11-09-2014, 06:39 PM
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How about this!
Hehe!
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11-05-2014, 11:24 PM
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One...
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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11-05-2014, 10:53 PM
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An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife...
An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I...
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08-22-2014, 02:59 PM
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were...
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back...
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08-22-2014, 02:48 PM
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Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father:...
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father:...
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08-18-2014, 06:44 PM
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Little Johnny jokes
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When...
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08-17-2014, 03:00 PM
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Old man in a nursing home. Kids come to visit and...
Old man in a nursing home. Kids come to visit and as they are leaving the nurse comes in with two pills for dad. A sleeping pill and a viagra pill. Curious, the kids ask why this strange combination...
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The...
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08-12-2014, 09:54 PM
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The...
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?"...
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked...
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08-08-2014, 11:38 AM
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a...
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08-07-2014, 03:36 PM
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a...
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Husband (watching a video): Don't do it! I...
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife:...
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08-07-2014, 03:03 AM
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[QUOTE=Marshall Bennett]:lol: These last two...
[QUOTE=Marshall Bennett]:lol: These last two jokes were excellent. :ThmbUp:[/QUOTE
:)
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone...
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