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08-26-2020, 09:29 PM

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HUMOR

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a corona and...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a corona and 2 hurricanes. The bartender says that’ll be $20.20

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03-26-2020, 02:56 PM

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HUMOR

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Online dating Ad 3/2020 Nice single lady...

Online dating Ad 3/2020

Nice single lady with 36 rolls of Charmin

Looking to meet kindly gentleman with hand sanitizer

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11-21-2019, 11:26 AM

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HUMOR

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https://youtu.be/Q7DniRWRA7s

https://youtu.be/Q7DniRWRA7s

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10-17-2019, 08:00 AM

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HUMOR

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A daughter calls her mother and says "I'm...

A daughter calls her mother and says "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex."
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece. when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece.
...

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05-12-2019, 06:24 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By RunForTheRoses

A variation of Jackie the Jokeman's Give Rodney...

A variation of Jackie the Jokeman's Give Rodney Another Chance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSzkb_kvV2o&ytbChannel=null

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04-03-2018, 02:23 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By RunForTheRoses

Part 2

Part 2

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04-03-2018, 02:20 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By RunForTheRoses

I hope these are OK for a Family Website

I hope these are OK for a Family Website

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04-03-2018, 09:49 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By RunForTheRoses

OK, I'll delete and fix.

OK, I'll delete and fix.

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04-03-2018, 09:09 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

A man went into the proctologist's office for his...

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam

The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.

When the man...

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04-03-2018, 09:08 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

A blonde goes into a laundromat

A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater
cleaned.

The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says,
"Come again?"

The blonde blushes slightly and...

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04-03-2018, 09:04 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

IRS

IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with
his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an
extravagant...

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12-31-2016, 08:07 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He...

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells
to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"...

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12-31-2016, 08:04 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By RunForTheRoses

Thomas and Tamara

Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's mother could meet Tamara for the first time.

Towards the end of the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a...

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12-23-2016, 09:09 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

Probably not tis the season for yo mama jokes but...

Probably not tis the season for yo mama jokes but I cracked up reading some of these:

Yo mama so fat I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, her last year's...

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10-26-2016, 12:12 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after having...

What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after having sex?

I'll be home in twenty minutes.

******************

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03-12-2016, 03:37 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

B.B. King's wife decides that she is going to...

B.B. King's wife decides that she is going to make his
birthday especially memorable this year. The day before the
party, she goes out and gets B.B.'s initials tattooed on
her ass, one...

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03-12-2016, 03:34 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of...

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all
Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team
rides in the bottom of the bus....

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03-12-2016, 03:31 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor... "Do you do ...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor... "Do you do
custom work?" she asks the artist.

"Why of course!" says the tattoo artist.

"Good," she says. "I'd like a portrait of Robert
Redford on ...

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12-30-2014, 09:07 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

The Tired Nurse

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her
purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the...

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12-30-2014, 08:57 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE...

Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her
brush your hair....

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12-30-2014, 08:53 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By RunForTheRoses

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12-30-2014, 08:48 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

Nursery Rhymes - For Big Kids!!! Mary...

Nursery Rhymes - For Big Kids!!!

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b * stard .

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

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12-30-2014, 08:47 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

Santa's Letters Dear Santa, I have been a...

Santa's Letters

Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the
only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world
for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,You're parents smoked pot...

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12-30-2014, 08:41 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

OK, the last one could very well have been...

OK, the last one could very well have been offensive to some and this one to others. I'll let the Moderators decide.

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and
asks the assistant for an...

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12-30-2014, 08:39 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,768

Posted By RunForTheRoses

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and occasionally the lights would go off. Each time the...

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