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02-09-2022, 12:17 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By PhantomOnTour

Why did the Riot Squad get up so early in the...

Why did the Riot Squad get up so early in the morning?

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07-19-2021, 02:27 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

There once was a guy named Stanley Shitsmith who,...

There once was a guy named Stanley Shitsmith who, as you can imagine, was teased incessantly about his name.
He couldn't take it anymore and finally decided to change his name.

He filed all the...

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03-27-2020, 12:31 AM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

It's less disgusting, I'll say that. Most...

It's less disgusting, I'll say that.
Most political jokes are old re-treads and not funny....all they do is change the names, which I'm sure you did here

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03-27-2020, 12:09 AM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Good Lord that's pathetic

Good Lord that's pathetic

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03-15-2019, 10:55 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

"People are like a box of chocolates....yummy" ...

"People are like a box of chocolates....yummy"
-Forrest Dahmer

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06-15-2017, 06:48 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Thank you all for such a large turnout to this...

Thank you all for such a large turnout to this month's meeting of Plastic Surgery Anonymous.
I see a lot of new faces in here tonight.

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06-08-2017, 04:53 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

What's the difference between a well dressed guy...

What's the difference between a well dressed guy on a bicycle and a poorly dressed guy on a unicycle?

Attire

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04-24-2017, 10:22 AM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

my point was that it wasn't funny...just a man...

my point was that it wasn't funny...just a man expressing his opinion :)

(and yes, I am the judge of what's funny and what ain't!!) LOL

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04-21-2017, 01:07 AM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Now that's funny !

Now that's funny !

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04-21-2017, 01:06 AM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

This thread is titled HUMOR...what the hell is...

This thread is titled HUMOR...what the hell is this doing here?

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02-01-2017, 12:25 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Guy being interviewed by customs agent as he...

Guy being interviewed by customs agent as he tries to enter Australia...

AGENT: Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
GUY: Huh? Is it still a requirement?

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07-21-2016, 08:40 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Guys sits down for a job interview. Boss says...

Guys sits down for a job interview.
Boss says "describe yourself in three words"
He answers "Lazy"

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05-17-2016, 03:36 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Last night I went to my favorite bar dressed like...

Last night I went to my favorite bar dressed like a chicken.
Low and behold, I met a woman who was dressed as an egg.
Go figure...anyway, little did we know, but we were about to solve one of...

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02-27-2016, 10:05 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Ivy Leaguer

Ivy League grad just arrived in Mississippi to start his new job.

A local says, "Hey man, where did you go to college"
Ivy Leaguer says, "Yale"
Local says, "WHERE-DID-YOU-GO-TO-COLLEGE!!! "

Forum: Off Topic - General

10-21-2015, 11:22 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

What do you call a poorly performed circumcision?...

What do you call a poorly performed circumcision?

A ripoff

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10-17-2015, 11:36 AM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

I had a great joke to tell y'all about the...

I had a great joke to tell y'all about the Jonestown tragedy, but I forgot the punchline

Forum: Off Topic - General

09-18-2014, 07:19 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

Here's a gnarly one...

What did the cannibal do after he ate his girlfriend?
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08-05-2014, 05:36 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Forum: Off Topic - General

06-16-2014, 10:25 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 350,993

Posted By PhantomOnTour

:lol: I have already forwarded this joke to...

:lol:
I have already forwarded this joke to someone

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