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08-03-2023, 09:32 PM

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HUMOR

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Irving is depressed. His wife of fifty-three...

Irving is depressed. His wife of fifty-three years died two years ago, and all his friends moved to Florida. One day, his friend, Murray, another widower, gives him a call.
Irving: I just don’t...

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04-03-2023, 02:02 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By TJDave

What do you call an armadillo with leprosy? ...

What do you call an armadillo with leprosy?

A dillo.

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03-27-2023, 05:47 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By TJDave

The congregation got a new Rabbi and the...

The congregation got a new Rabbi and the youngsters thought he was a hip dude. Peppering his conversations with yo this and yo that…

Until they found out he was dyslexic.

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01-23-2022, 10:51 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By TJDave

Sam and Rebecca met on a singles cruise and Sam...

Sam and Rebecca met on a singles cruise and Sam fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they both lived in Philadelphia only a few miles apart, Sam was ecstatic. He immediately started...

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01-20-2022, 03:06 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one...

A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”...

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09-18-2021, 02:33 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

It was entertainment night at the senior...

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.

After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist!

Claude...

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08-13-2021, 06:45 PM

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HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

An Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I...

An Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."
The Frenchman...

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07-19-2021, 05:35 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

An Indecent Proposal: Samantha came home...

An Indecent Proposal:

Samantha came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, "David proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me...

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06-15-2021, 12:46 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

It’s breakfast time. Becky 76 asks her husband Ed...

It’s breakfast time. Becky 76 asks her husband Ed who’s 79, “Would you like some scrambled eggs, perhaps a piece of toast and grapefruit and coffee, too?"

Ed replies, “No thanks, it’s this...

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05-14-2021, 02:59 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women...

FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past.

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04-05-2021, 03:23 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

The year is 1973. Angelo was getting a...

The year is 1973.

Angelo was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Italy. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Italy? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & hot and full...

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01-28-2021, 12:34 AM

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HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

Guy goes for a checkup. Doctor says, “You’re...

Guy goes for a checkup.

Doctor says, “You’re going to have to stop masturbating.”

“But why?”

“Because I’m trying to give you an examination.”

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01-27-2021, 06:18 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

Four novice nuns were about to take their vows. ...

Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them “Brides of Christ.”
Just as the ceremony was...

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01-25-2021, 09:18 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

Fall down funny! :lol:

Fall down funny! :lol:

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09-02-2020, 07:41 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

https://youtu.be/yPCIsIJ7nhY

https://youtu.be/yPCIsIJ7nhY

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08-30-2020, 10:20 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

RIOTING HAS SPREAD TO THE VILLAGES , NEAR ORLANDO...

RIOTING HAS SPREAD TO THE VILLAGES , NEAR ORLANDO IN FLORIDA

Rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida, a community of 100,000.

Looters in Florida’s...

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05-24-2020, 04:52 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

ORDERING PIZZA IN 2020 Is this Gordon's Pizza?...

ORDERING PIZZA IN 2020
Is this Gordon's Pizza?

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:

I must have dialed the wrong number. Sorry.

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04-05-2020, 07:11 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and...

A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."
The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you...

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04-01-2020, 09:52 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

https://youtu.be/ibsleUFe7qw

https://youtu.be/ibsleUFe7qw

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04-01-2020, 03:19 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

A crusty old Gunny found himself at a gala event...

A crusty old Gunny found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the...

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09-19-2018, 12:55 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

The 60th High School Reunion He was a...

The 60th High School Reunion

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years, having been high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past,...

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07-28-2018, 07:39 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.
...

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07-24-2018, 03:09 AM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store...

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked, "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half...

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02-18-2017, 05:41 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

I thought I heard every Jewish joke in the world....

I thought I heard every Jewish joke in the world.

Congratulations, sir. :lol: :lol:

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02-05-2017, 05:10 PM

Replies: 1,667

HUMOR

Views: 351,208

Posted By TJDave

The fourth dimension.

The fourth dimension.

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