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05-02-2019, 05:10 PM

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The version I heard was Einstein says, "Hey, how...

The version I heard was Einstein says, "Hey, how about those Cubs".

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04-14-2019, 02:12 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

I'll drink to that: ...

I'll drink to that:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Old-couple-are-sitting-on-the-porch.jpg

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12-28-2018, 09:09 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for fruit punch. The bartender tells him he'll have to get in line. The man looks around, but there is no punch line.

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12-16-2018, 12:29 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

When I was young I decided to go to Medical...

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when...

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04-19-2018, 10:58 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

St. Arnold. ...

St. Arnold.

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03-18-2018, 11:32 AM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

Irishman's First Drink With His Son While...

Irishman's First Drink With His Son

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to...

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03-16-2018, 03:51 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

Don't try this at home: ...

Don't try this at home:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/not starving.jpg

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03-27-2017, 07:15 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ...

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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03-05-2017, 02:04 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

Two cannibals capture a clown and start eating...

Two cannibals capture a clown and start eating him. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny?"

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11-18-2014, 08:16 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

A blonde comes home from work, and as she pulls...

A blonde comes home from work, and as she pulls into her driveway, she sees that her front door has been broken open. She grabs her cell phone and calls 911. The 911 operator tells her that there is...

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11-06-2014, 11:00 PM

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Posted By Clocker

Me too. :ThmbUp: And it wasn't funny...

Me too. :ThmbUp:

And it wasn't funny either. :ThmbDown:

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08-14-2014, 11:40 PM

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Posted By Clocker

You might be a redneck if your wife and your...

You might be a redneck if your wife and your girlfriend are related.

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08-20-2013, 10:42 AM

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Posted By Clocker

You might be a redneck if your wife and your girl...

You might be a redneck if your wife and your girl friend are related.

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07-31-2013, 02:02 PM

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HUMOR

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Posted By Clocker

A bright young boy from rural Nebraska got a...

A bright young boy from rural Nebraska got a scholarship to Harvard. His first day there, he was walking around, seeing where everything was. As an older student walked by, the Nebraskan asked, "Hey,...

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