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Forum: Off Topic - General 08-04-2023, 03:59 PM
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Posted By Tom
Childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeYKfekDMsg
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-16-2023, 06:50 PM
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Posted By Tom
Lifesavers

A first grade teacher was teaching her class about flavors, using Lifedavers candy. She wouls give each kid a piece of candy and ask them to identify what flavor it was.

She handed out some...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-14-2022, 07:21 PM
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Posted By Tom
I went to the Early Bird dinner special tonigt. ...

I went to the Early Bird dinner special tonigt.
It was worms. :p
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-09-2022, 12:42 PM
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Posted By Tom
The early bird gets the worm. So why does...

The early bird gets the worm.


So why does the worm get up early?

--------------------------------------------


Did you hear about the two auctioneers who got into an arguement?
It only...
Forum: Off Topic - General 02-07-2022, 12:39 PM
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Posted By Tom
The madam of a house of ill repute heard the...

The madam of a house of ill repute heard the doorbell ring. She looked out through the peep hole and saw a man, on crutches, in a neck brace, both arms in casts as well as both legs.

"What do you...
Forum: Off Topic - General 01-20-2022, 03:15 PM
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Posted By Tom
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-07-2021, 01:07 PM
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Posted By Tom
If you are swimming in the ocean and a sharks...

If you are swimming in the ocean and a sharks attacks, just punch in the snout with your fist and he should go away.

If he doesn't, then poke him in the eye with your stump.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-13-2021, 02:53 PM
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Posted By Tom
You think Fred Astaire was a good dancer? ...

You think Fred Astaire was a good dancer?
Ginger Rogers did everything he did, BACKWARDS AND IN HEELS!
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-05-2021, 06:09 PM
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Posted By Tom
Johnny decided to go to the beach to meet some...

Johnny decided to go to the beach to meet some women.
After two days, he had no luck and lamented to hid friend, Harry.
Harry thought for a minute and said, "Try this. Get a potato and put it in ...
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-03-2020, 10:19 AM
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Posted By Tom
My Boss Jerk Sauce....say that 3 times fast!...

My Boss Jerk Sauce....say that 3 times fast! :eek::lol:



https://i.etsystatic.com/21616757/r/il/987e70/2081249618/il_570xN.2081249618_hq3e.jpg
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-03-2020, 10:18 AM
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Posted By Tom
My Boss Jerk Sauce....say that 3 times fast!...

My Boss Jerk Sauce....say that 3 times fast! :eek::lol:


https://i.etsystatic.com/21616757/r/il/987e70/2081249618/il_570xN.20812
49618_hq3e.jpg
Forum: Off Topic - General 10-02-2020, 06:21 PM
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Posted By Tom
He's moving like a tremendous machine......

Talk about your photo finishes.....:lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG4zCt4Nlis
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-02-2020, 06:13 PM
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Posted By Tom
Adjusting to Home Schooling, but it is still not...

Adjusting to Home Schooling, but it is still not as bad as it could be for food.
Forum: Off Topic - General 09-02-2020, 06:09 PM
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Posted By Tom
My doctor prescribed me with an experimental...

My doctor prescribed me with an experimental treatment for COVID-19......seems to be working!
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-08-2020, 06:00 PM
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Posted By Tom
Bears

Bill went hiking in the mountains. The guide at the lodge asked him if he had any bear protection.

"What do you have in mind?" he asked.

"Let me show you some pictures. This here is black bear...
Forum: Off Topic - General 08-08-2020, 05:55 PM
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Posted By Tom
Learned this on Shark Fest this week. If a...

Learned this on Shark Fest this week.

If a shark attack you in the water, punch it in the snout as hard as you can.

If that doesn't work, poke it in the eye with your stump!:eek:
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-16-2020, 09:46 AM
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Posted By Tom
Oh my~! :faint:

Oh my~!

:faint:
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-25-2020, 10:31 AM
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Posted By Tom
Good stuff! :lol: I once had an...

Good stuff! :lol:


I once had an Alexa....she took out an order of protection on me!
Forum: Off Topic - General 05-04-2020, 10:00 AM
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Posted By Tom
:pound: Man, you make my day sometimes! :ThmbUp:

:pound: Man, you make my day sometimes! :ThmbUp:
Forum: Off Topic - General 04-06-2020, 05:08 PM
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Posted By Tom
:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-27-2020, 04:39 PM
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Posted By Tom
I guess the Joke Police can work from home,...

I guess the Joke Police can work from home, too.:rolleyes:
Forum: Off Topic - General 03-26-2020, 05:42 PM
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Posted By Tom
Object_ Social distancing! :lol:

Object_ Social distancing! :lol:
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-17-2019, 06:45 PM
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Posted By Tom
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/9d/64/999d6439d5...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/9d/64/999d6439d5870b2c1fb42c1c68a73350.jpg
Forum: Off Topic - General 12-04-2019, 05:46 PM
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Posted By Tom
"Johnny, why are you eating those dollar bills?" ...

"Johnny, why are you eating those dollar bills?"
"It's my lunch money!"
Forum: Off Topic - General 11-27-2019, 09:06 PM
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Posted By Tom
Bernie and AOC's Excellent Adventure

AOC and Bernie wanted to find an alternative to fossil fueled cars, so they went to a Used Car dealership to look at all the various models that are out there.

They told the salesman what they...
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