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Forum: Off Topic - General 07-19-2011, 08:59 PM
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Posted By toetoe
I'm right at the southwestern corner of Sunset...

I'm right at the southwestern corner of Sunset Park.

Recycling beer right now. Contemplating navel ... (:Whistling.) ...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-19-2011, 07:20 PM
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Posted By toetoe
If A.C. Jobim were alive, he might confess to...

If A.C. Jobim were alive, he might confess to Trader Josie, "I see the flash of your thigh like a spy in the sky ... [girls sing "la la la la .. la la la .. la la la .. la la ...]"



Bigmack,...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-19-2011, 05:59 PM
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Posted By toetoe
Today @ Trader Joe's

So the sweet thing that serves the free samples at Trader Joe's swatted a fly, and the fly apparently went down her shirt. She said,
"Shall I look down my shirt ?"

Toetoe said,
"One of us...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-19-2011, 10:02 AM
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Views: 115,756
Posted By toetoe
:lol: You see the glass as half full. :ThmbUp:

:lol: You see the glass as half full. :ThmbUp:
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-18-2011, 05:01 PM
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Views: 115,756
Posted By toetoe
Better Times

I went to a funeral two Wednesdays ago, and believe it or not, it was awful. I was out of sorts until last Friday, when I left for a wedding. This was the antidote. :jump:

A winery in Sonoma,...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-18-2011, 04:49 PM
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Views: 115,756
Posted By toetoe
Your Freudian slip is showing. :D

Your Freudian slip is showing. :D
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-10-2011, 10:26 PM
Replies: 1,367
Views: 115,756
Posted By toetoe
Advisory to All Cats

If you are in a dysfunctional relationship with human oppressors, remember what my good buddy Carl Perkins told me once:

"Go, cat, go !"



Go to my website, hookedonafeline.scam, and check...
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-08-2011, 10:40 AM
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Posted By toetoe
How's his front look ? :p

How's his front look ? :p
Forum: Off Topic - General 07-04-2011, 12:50 AM
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Posted By toetoe
Flooding here in Las Vegas. My car almost got...

Flooding here in Las Vegas. My car almost got stuck driving home from work. No kidding ! I guess the water has nowhere to go.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-30-2011, 11:24 PM
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Posted By toetoe
WHADDA WE WANT? Patience !!! ...

WHADDA WE WANT? Patience !!!





WHENNA WE WANNIT? Now !!!
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-30-2011, 10:01 AM
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Posted By toetoe
And I admire your drivel, Sir. :D

And I admire your drivel, Sir. :D
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-29-2011, 02:09 PM
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Posted By toetoe
Oh, I'm still full of it, Jeah-ry. Oh, you bedda...

Oh, I'm still full of it, Jeah-ry. Oh, you bedda believe it. (:Insert Cosmo voice.)

Geoff Hoyle is a genius. That said, those two gags are older than the hills on Granny's chest. I guess it's...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-29-2011, 02:10 AM
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Views: 115,756
Posted By toetoe
Going to take a growler right now. Thanks,...

Going to take a growler right now. Thanks, Light. :ThmbUp:
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2011, 04:40 PM
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Posted By toetoe
Nothing I disagree with there. :D

Nothing I disagree with there. :D
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2011, 04:37 PM
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Posted By toetoe
What universe ?

What universe ?
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2011, 04:35 PM
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Posted By toetoe
Don't forget the main attraction --- nothing...

Don't forget the main attraction --- nothing comes for free in this world. :jump:
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2011, 11:07 AM
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Posted By toetoe
Great account of couch pong, Mack (I got an...

Great account of couch pong, Mack (I got an arrowhead and a Mt. Baldy-size big bear reading it), but can we please get back on topic ? Jeez. :D



I found The Great Escape video at Salvation...
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2011, 02:20 AM
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Posted By toetoe
Eeyew !!! Eeyew !!!

Eeyew !!! Eeyew !!!
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2011, 02:16 AM
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Posted By toetoe
If you have an appetite after seeing that, you're...

If you have an appetite after seeing that, you're plucky.
Forum: Off Topic - General 06-27-2011, 02:13 AM
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Posted By toetoe
It's called playing chicken, Al. Next time she...

It's called playing chicken, Al. Next time she approaches you about cooking, you just run ....
r-r-right out the door, Al.
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