| shanta |
05-05-2008 09:38 AM |
Thoughts from a person who's >>>>
Thoughts from a Person Whose Mind Wanders.....
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once--or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and
I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken.
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