Jeff P |
03-25-2018 11:41 AM |
Happy Birthday PA!
Here's wishing for each of the horses you are betting today:
Your rider is obviously trying to win.
Your trainer didn't enter to get a workout so he can get better odds next time.
The stewards finally realize the best call is no call.
Your track video doesn't freeze just as they are turning for home.
Your odds somehow go up in the middle of the race.
The track announcer calls your horse's name emphatically as he blows past the others nearing the wire!
-jp
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