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03-24-2016 11:31 PM |
Happy Birthday but I wish to prepare you. In exactly three years from today you will receive an innocuous envelope from AARP, You will have the thought, "Why are they sending me this crap, I'm not old". But from time to time, you'll get other letters and you'll find your day ruined by thoughts of oncoming dementia & infirmities.
I get these letters & what I've done is super glue them to bricks, with the notation "Return to Sender". They have to pay the postage for the bricks. It's a small thing but it brightens my day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)
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