Best/Worst Joke
 

3 old ladies sitting on a park bench


A flasher comes by


He flashes the first old lady. She has a stroke
He flashes the second old lady. She has a stroke


He flashes the third old lady, and she would have had a stroke but her arms were too short. :lol:

I don't get it. Why couldn't the flasher move closer? :p

:rip:

You named the thread and this sure isn't the best. :lol:

Best/worst joke
 

Two cannibals are eating a clown

One turns to the other and says:

“Does this taste funny to you?”

A little cannibal boy runs home and asks his mother "Am I late for dinner?"

She replied, " Yes you are, everybody's eaten."

So I did a Google search for worst jokes - and came up with this one:
https://worstjokesever.com/


-jp

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We say the same joke in Greek...but the last European brings a watermelon instead of a pineapple. The Greeks are sadists.

A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and says,


"I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw".

Trust me. I have worse.

A skeleton walks up to a bar and tells the bartender:

"Give me a pitcher of beer...and a mop."

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."

:ThmbUp:

A Madam in the brothel hears the bell ring.
You looks out the peep hole ans sees a guy standing there.
He is on crutches, has a neck brace, both arms are in casts, and he has a body cast over his torso.

"What do want?" she asks.
"I want to get some action!" he replies.
"What the Hell do you thing you could do in your condition? - everything is broken."
"What the hell do you think I'm ringing the bell with?"

A little 7 year old sporting a cowboys hat walks into a soda shop, pulls out his toy gun and tells the lady "gimme an ice-cream cone or I'll shoot". The lady smiles and says "Oh my, and how many scoops"? He barks, "Gimme 2 and lots of chocolate syrup". She says "want your nuts crushed"? He says "want your left boob shot off"?