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Originally Posted by jocko699 (Post 2846794) https://twitter.com/nypost/status/16...r5oxI68tse2zSg He is booked in a different way now lol. Hope he enjoys his prison term. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/ftx-...l-charges.html

Originally Posted by P.Rosa (Post 2846800) The Southern District of New York had to indict Bankman to keep him from spilling the beans in front of Congress. Now his lawyers will advise him to exercise his right to remain silent.

Originally Posted by P.Rosa (Post 2846800) The Southern District of New York had to indict Bankman to keep him from spilling the beans in front of Congress. Now his lawyers will advise him to exercise his right to remain silent.

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BAHAMAS — Deposed king of cryptocurrency and founder of the now-defunct FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried has been arrested by Federal authorities and will be prosecuted after running out of bribery money.

The top donor to Democrat lawmakers has reportedly run out of the money required to keep Democrat lawmakers at bay.

"Authorities have raided one of Mr. Bankman-Fried's mansions searching for evidence of money left to line our pockets, as $39 million was just not enough." said a spokesperson for the Democratic National Committee. "As we speak, agents are holding the suspect upside down and shaking him in hopes that a few crypto coins might fall out."

Republicans criticized Democrats for blatantly seeking bribes by invading the personal space of Mr. Bankman-Fried for more bribe money, insisting that crypto coins were inside the computer. They then instructed agents to break open all computers in search of the valuable coins.

At publishing time, Bankman-Fried had escaped custody after distracting lawmakers with news that a chest full of untraceable bribe-ready cryptocurrency was hidden in the basement of the Alamo.