The Wedding Test
 

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year
and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing
bothering me.....
It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed
my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild

fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight
to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes,
my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter .
Welcome to the family.'


And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Ah urban legend type humor :)

Were something like that true he would be a complete moron to stay.

Great punch line! :lol: