Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board

Go Back   Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board


Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board

Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board (http://www.paceadvantage.com/forum/index.php)
-   Off Topic - General (http://www.paceadvantage.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=5)
-   -   Trump's Hidden Tax Returns (http://www.paceadvantage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=140912)

Jess Hawsen Arown 09-22-2017 09:04 AM

Trump's Hidden Tax Returns
 
At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,


"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"Next question?"


Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 11:18 AM

Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?

:lol::lol::lol:

Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

I know I'm impressed. :ThmbUp:

jimmyb 09-22-2017 12:11 PM

:ThmbUp::ThmbUp:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess Hawsen Arown (Post 2222630)
At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,


"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"Next question?"


Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!

:ThmbUp:

Jess Hawsen Arown 09-22-2017 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222657)
Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?

:lol::lol::lol:

Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

I know I'm impressed. :ThmbUp:

You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.

But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.

I'm just a small link in a chain.

PaceAdvantage 09-22-2017 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222657)
Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage (Post 2222878)
You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...

One post today and I get the honor. Shocking. You even missed a post where someone brought up my mother. I know, I know...you're busy :lol:

How exactly am I age discriminating? Is it a secret this section of the board consists of mostly older white guys? Why would it bother you I bring it up?

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess Hawsen Arown (Post 2222876)
You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.

But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.

I'm just a small link in a chain.

Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222907)
Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.

Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

thaskalos 09-22-2017 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReplayRandall (Post 2222922)
Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

You were GONE? I hardly noticed.

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReplayRandall (Post 2222922)
Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 09:54 PM

I love the idea that I'm on tilt or having a mental breakdown.

I created this mess because it's amusing to me. Think about it....I've totally disrupted the off topic section of this board....on purpose. I've got what 10 different people on tilt?

All the while I'm sitting back watching my fine work. People are so out of touch here.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222934)
You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?

Now, now Nancy, relax.....I was just kidding. I noticed you like taking on 4-5 posters at a time with verbal punches going back and forth. You threw some low blows, but I guess the moderators found it entertaining and just let it slide....for now.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaskalos (Post 2222929)
You were GONE? I hardly noticed.

The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...:cool:

thaskalos 09-22-2017 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReplayRandall (Post 2222943)
The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...:cool:

I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaskalos (Post 2222948)
I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.

Pleading for you to play MORE.....but your line of credit has unfortunately reached it's max limit.....Time to hit the coupon trail for a while.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:23 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright 1999 - 2017 -- PaceAdvantage.Com -- All Rights Reserved -- Best Viewed in a modern browser @ 1280x720 Resolution Or Higher

» Advertisement
» Current Polls
Which book(s) would you recommend to a Newbie" Up to 3
Picking Winners: A Horseplayer's Guide by Andrew Beyer 1994 - 23.61%
17 Votes
Betting on Horse Racing For Dummies by Richard Eng - 5.56%
4 Votes
The Winning Horseplayer by Andrew Beyer 2007 - 6.94%
5 Votes
Betting Thoroughbreds by Steven Davidovitz and Andrew Beyer 1997 - 18.06%
13 Votes
Exotic Betting by Steven Crist 2006 - 12.50%
9 Votes
Bet With the Best by Andrew Beyer and Steve Davidowitz 2001 - 2.78%
2 Votes
Getting the Best of It by David Sklansky 1997 - 2.78%
2 Votes
How to WIN the PICK 6 by Steven Kolb 2009 - 1.39%
1 Vote
Betting Thoroughbreds for the 21st Century by Steve Davidowitz and Steven Crist 2009 - 6.94%
5 Votes
Finding The Hidden Horse: Tips, tricks, angles and secrets by William Davidson 2017 - 0%
0 Votes
The Blood-Horse Authoritative Guide to Betting Thorougbreds by the Blood-Horse staff 2005 - 1.39%
1 Vote
Profitable Horse Race Betting Using Stock Market Techniques by Aaron Ainslie and Woodbine Mike 2015 - 0%
0 Votes
Secrets of Professional Turf Betting by Robert L Bacon 1952 - 1.39%
1 Vote
Commonsense Betting by Dick Mitchell 1995 - 4.17%
3 Votes
Overlay, Overlay by Bill Heller 2004 - 0%
0 Votes
Thoroughbred Cycles by Mark Cramer 1990 - 13.89%
10 Votes
Handicapping 101 by Brad Free 2004 - 15.28%
11 Votes
Complete Idiot's Guide to Betting on Horses by Sharon B. Smith 1998 - 0%
0 Votes
Beyer on Speed by Andrew Beyer 2012 - 12.50%
9 Votes
Trifecta: The Business of Betting Thoroughbreds by Bobby Zen 2012 - 0%
0 Votes
Finding an Edge: A 21st century book by Ron Loftus 2014 - 1.39%
1 Vote
Winning without Thinking by Nick Mordin 2002 - 2.78%
2 Votes
Six Secrets of Successful Bettors by Frank R. Scatoni and Peter Thomas Fornatale 2005 - 9.72%
7 Votes
Money Secrets At The Racetrack Paperback by Barry Meadow 2000 - 15.28%
11 Votes
Smarter Bets - The Exacta Way by Keith Hoffman 2013 - 0%
0 Votes
Betting Maidens and 2-Year-Olds by Dan Illman 2005 - 0%
0 Votes
Winning Horseracing Handicapping by Chuck Badone 1999 - 0%
0 Votes
The Power of Early Speed by Steve Klein 2005 - 5.56%
4 Votes
Modern Pace Handicapping by Tom Brohamer 2000 - 22.22%
16 Votes
None, just go to the track. - 5.56%
4 Votes
None, all are outdated - 8.33%
6 Votes
Other (please specify) - 25.00%
18 Votes
Total Votes: 72
Non-members may not vote on this poll.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright 1999 - 2017 -- PaceAdvantage.Com -- All Rights Reserved -- Best Viewed in a modern browser @ 1280x720 Resolution Or Higher
We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program
designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.