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Jess Hawsen Arown 09-22-2017 08:04 AM

Trump's Hidden Tax Returns
 
At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,


"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"Next question?"


Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 10:18 AM

Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?

:lol::lol::lol:

Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

I know I'm impressed. :ThmbUp:

jimmyb 09-22-2017 11:11 AM

:ThmbUp::ThmbUp:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess Hawsen Arown (Post 2222630)
At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,


"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"Next question?"


Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!

:ThmbUp:

Jess Hawsen Arown 09-22-2017 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222657)
Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?

:lol::lol::lol:

Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

I know I'm impressed. :ThmbUp:

You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.

But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.

I'm just a small link in a chain.

PaceAdvantage 09-22-2017 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222657)
Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.

You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage (Post 2222878)
You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...

One post today and I get the honor. Shocking. You even missed a post where someone brought up my mother. I know, I know...you're busy :lol:

How exactly am I age discriminating? Is it a secret this section of the board consists of mostly older white guys? Why would it bother you I bring it up?

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess Hawsen Arown (Post 2222876)
You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.

But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.

I'm just a small link in a chain.

Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222907)
Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.

Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

thaskalos 09-22-2017 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReplayRandall (Post 2222922)
Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

You were GONE? I hardly noticed.

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReplayRandall (Post 2222922)
Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.

You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?

Dahoss9698 09-22-2017 08:54 PM

I love the idea that I'm on tilt or having a mental breakdown.

I created this mess because it's amusing to me. Think about it....I've totally disrupted the off topic section of this board....on purpose. I've got what 10 different people on tilt?

All the while I'm sitting back watching my fine work. People are so out of touch here.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss9698 (Post 2222934)
You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?

Now, now Nancy, relax.....I was just kidding. I noticed you like taking on 4-5 posters at a time with verbal punches going back and forth. You threw some low blows, but I guess the moderators found it entertaining and just let it slide....for now.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaskalos (Post 2222929)
You were GONE? I hardly noticed.

The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...:cool:

thaskalos 09-22-2017 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReplayRandall (Post 2222943)
The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...:cool:

I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.

ReplayRandall 09-22-2017 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaskalos (Post 2222948)
I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.

Pleading for you to play MORE.....but your line of credit has unfortunately reached it's max limit.....Time to hit the coupon trail for a while.


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