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Augenj 03-27-2020 11:57 AM

COVID-19 Humor?
 

Mulerider 03-27-2020 01:51 PM

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My neighbor has a sense of humor.

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Marshall Bennett 03-27-2020 02:05 PM


MargieRose 03-27-2020 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Marshall Bennett (Post 2579107)

Funny, but many a truth is spoken in jest.

Hoarders beware, continue being stupid at your own risk.

jay68802 03-28-2020 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jay68802 (Post 2576082)
Finally figured out why there is no toilet paper. Was in Wal-Mart this weekend getting stuff for my mother. I was getting ready to check out when a little girl, about 7 or 8 sneezed. 10 people sh!t their pants.

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nijinski 03-28-2020 05:54 AM


TJDave 03-28-2020 04:38 PM

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

sammy the sage 03-28-2020 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TJDave (Post 2579575)
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"



points for that one....:pound: :lol:

Valuist 03-28-2020 10:48 PM

Heard this one the other day:

A guy said he used to cough to cover the sound of a fart. Now, he farts to cover the sound of a cough.

wisconsin 03-28-2020 11:02 PM


Valuist 03-29-2020 11:59 AM

How about a soundtrack for the virus. I've got the first 2 songs:

My Corona (Sharona)- The Knack
Hey (Covid) 19- Steely Dan

how cliche 03-29-2020 01:43 PM

three dad joke groaners. made these up.

hate the novel corona virus. it's too long. love the short story.

when's corona time? when every virus get's its lime.

covid 19 has a girlfriend. she's covid and just 18, barely legal.

Stevecsd2 03-29-2020 02:30 PM

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Ocala Mike 03-29-2020 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Valuist;2579837

How about a soundtrack for the virus. I've got the first 2 songs:

My Corona (Sharona)- The Knack
Hey (Covid) 19- Steely Dan

"All By Myself" - Eric Carmen
"In My Room" - Beach Boys

PhantomOnTour 03-29-2020 03:55 PM

Hey baby I see you from across the bar...stay there


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