Robert Kraft, owner of Patriots
 

Apparently he was busted on solicitation charges in a spa / massage parlor in Florida.

These moronic "crimes" by dudes with big money amaze the shit out of me. All you need to score is to be in shape and have half a game. If you're wealthy and you can't pick up a woman and you have to pay, go all out like trump and get a porn star, or better yet a hot playboy playmate. Not some massage parlor chick.

A few years ago my wife and I honeymooned in Miami / Hollywood Fla. First day on the beach I thought...

Why didn't I visit here before I was married? There's more ass here within 200 yards of me than I could score in ten years.
Anybody with half a game here can score a hot chick within two hours.
Anybody in shape, ditto.
Anyone that has to pay for a woman here is broke, socially inept, overweight. And I mean all 3. If you can knock off one of the above you at least have a decent shot. Knock off two of the above, you have it made.

Poor Robert Kraft.

i suspect that the guy they got on tape is a ringer for Kraft. Kraft is friendly with Trump and someone might be trying to embarrass Trump.

if this deal had anything to do with an ordinary person like a Louis Barfett, you would never see the poor sucker get busted let alone have television coverage up the ying yang.

They say there is an even BIGGER NAME associated with this pay to play sting operation that hasn't been released yet.

Hmmmm...Robert Kraft...Florida...who is friends with Kraft and frequents Florida?

Nah....couldn't be...:popcorn:

You think that the Florida Police fell for a RINGER?

I believe Mr. Kraft was just letting them hold onto the "Lombardi" trophy.!!!!

Magic Johnson? Kendall Jenner? Jeffery Epstein? Bill Clinton?

So, did Mr. Kraft deflate his balls to improve his performance in all of this?

There is no way that authorities in Florida would arrest and charge Kraft unless they were absolutely certain that it was him. The whole idea is preposterous. They put hidden cameras in the rooms, then hired a guy who looked like Kraft so they could charge Kraft with solicitation? Only Lamboguy would think that is possible or makes sense.

Illegal use of hands?
Holding?
Illegal shift?

The charges brought against him may not be his biggest concern. Name your 5 or 6 most dreaded STDs. (Busted at an Asian massage parlor in a strip mall...)

that guy ain't going out with a $50 hustler, he would be with a $5000 a night debutant.

Perhaps the team owners should be subjected to some form of drug test. Maybe then their sexual appetite would be kept in check...thus sparing them of all this embarrassment.

I have friends that frequent these places. Its not my cup of tea but neither do I think the Govt should place camera's and capture people who are. Particularly for an extended period of time.

What's the purpose of that other than to report lots of arrests or perhaps, just waiting, waiting, waiting for a certain person?

Tiger Woods lives in Jupiter and has a propensity.

I just heard they had the whole ACT on video! :eek:

And they call Brady an iron Man!

And the police are calling it, the "hurry-up offense".

Oh, no huddle! :lol: