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JustRalph
10-01-2012, 08:49 PM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi

Caption?

Tom
10-01-2012, 08:56 PM
And I thought I was the biggest bomb around here!

Greyfox
10-01-2012, 09:29 PM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi



"You call yourself a bomb? Heck my failed Presidency makes you look like a small potato."

Jay Trotter
10-01-2012, 10:18 PM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi


I've never debated a dildo before, but heck Mitt, I'll give it a go!

thaskalos
10-01-2012, 10:44 PM
Come out from behind that bomb, Mitt...don't be afraid. The 47% have forgiven you; they know you were misquoted...

ElKabong
10-01-2012, 11:00 PM
Obama: I knew I turned up at the wrong site for tonights debate. Say, here's a package from Bill Clinton....What the......

bigmack
10-01-2012, 11:18 PM
I've never debated a dildo before, but heck Mitt, I'll give it a go!
Let me get this straight... Your mind sees THAT as a DILDO?

I mean this seriously. Are you gay?

Obligatory (Not that there's...)

PaceAdvantage
10-01-2012, 11:21 PM
Let me get this straight... Your mind sees THAT as a DILDO?

I mean this seriously. Are you gay?

Obligatory (Not that there's...)No, he sees Romney as a dildo...big difference...

Ba dum dum...

lsbets
10-01-2012, 11:23 PM
Let me get this straight... Your mind sees THAT as a DILDO?

I mean this seriously. Are you gay?

Obligatory (Not that there's...)

Clearly its racist having a human sized dildo be black.

bigmack
10-01-2012, 11:29 PM
Clearly its racist having a human sized dildo be black.
Oh, brotha. :D

Hard BEING a racist in Canada. They're all white!

Hi Sven. Hi Olie.

lsbets
10-01-2012, 11:31 PM
Oh, brotha. :D

Hard BEING a racist in Canada. They're all white!

Hi Sven. Hi Olie.

The most racist person I ever met in my life was from Vermont. Go figure.

bigmack
10-01-2012, 11:54 PM
The most racist person I ever met in my life was from Vermont. Go figure.
That's odd. In a state where BO is up by 37%? That's a three, followed by a seven. :eek:

Goes back to my whole schtick. While you or I might accept people for who they are, an OTM Al (who I don't mean to pick on, as he seems like an amiable fellow) sees racism in a hack caricature artists' work or some goof ASSUMES someone knows Anderson Cooper is gay and tries to 'shame' them for knowing or not knowing.

Point is, I find people 'on the lookout' for racism/xenophobia/Auntie Gay, SO LOATHSOME, I go out of my way to ruffle their feathers.

I find it entertaining.

lsbets
10-02-2012, 12:01 AM
That's odd. In a state where BO is up by 37%? That's a three, followed by a seven. :eek:

Goes back to my whole schtick. While you or I might accept people for who they are, an OTM Al (who I don't mean to pick on, as he seems like an amiable fellow) sees racism in a hack caricature artists' work or some goof ASSUMES someone knows Anderson Cooper is gay and tries to 'shame' them for knowing or not knowing.

Point is, I find people 'on the lookout' for racism/xenophobia/Auntie Gay, SO LOATHSOME, I go out of my way to ruffle their feathers.

I find it entertaining.

Odd doesn't begin to describe it. He was in my OBC class. He got called out for his racism by a country boy who went to the Citadel. Damndest thing ever. :lol:

Steve 'StatMan'
10-02-2012, 12:04 AM
President Amadinajahd, don't get mad and blow up on me.

horses4courses
10-02-2012, 12:09 AM
"You know, you really are a good debater. Didn't I see you in "Dr. Strangelove"?"


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JustRalph
10-02-2012, 12:25 AM
The most racist person I ever met in my life was from Vermont. Go figure.

My wife grew up in northern Vt. She swears she never saw a black person until the 8th grade when she spent the summer in Trinidad.

bigmack
10-02-2012, 12:29 AM
Odd doesn't begin to describe it. He was in my OBC class. He got called out for his racism by a country boy who went to the Citadel. Damndest thing ever.
Fuzzy (moi) has lived in various places and hung with a most disparate crew. One of those oddballs that roll with the muckety-muck's AND the fringe of society. I don't run into much in the way of racism with exceptions.

Living here, you can imagine I have NO shortage of contact with OLD SCHOOL Mexicans. Some really good friends among them.

With others, I've never felt such HATRED directed at me, just for the reason, I a white boy.

Where are those 'look-outs' in those situations?

Where was it written the DEEPEST of racism exists ONLY from whites?

I roll with a few brotha's as well. Some of the dudes, OFF THE CHART hatred in their eyes with anyone white.

Racism is apparently all over the place. Some do-gooders find it nekessary to police one way. Seems odd, but it gives me a schtick to pimp with.

Tom
10-02-2012, 07:47 AM
"Funny, you don't look Jewish!"

Jay Trotter
10-02-2012, 07:50 AM
Let me get this straight... Your mind sees THAT as a DILDO?

I mean this seriously. Are you gay?

Obligatory (Not that there's...)Yep, I'm gayer than two unicorns having butt sex on a rainbow at a Justine Beiber concert... you see this as a problem?

Tom
10-02-2012, 08:03 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Here, have a nice Junior mint.

HUSKER55
10-02-2012, 08:55 AM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi
MY SECOND TERM MY BROTHERS IN ALI....GOD DAMN AMERICA!

rastajenk
10-02-2012, 11:23 AM
Pardon my ignorance, but just what is this cartoon panel about? Is the bomb standing in for Romney? Is it Iran at a presser? Is there an Eastwood reference that I'm missing?

It would be easier to come up with something witty if I had a clue what the starting point was. :confused:

Greyfox
10-02-2012, 11:53 AM
Pardon my ignorance, but just what is this cartoon panel about? Is the bomb standing in for Romney? Is it Iran at a presser? Is there an Eastwood reference that I'm missing?

It would be easier to come up with something witty if I had a clue what the starting point was. :confused:

Use your powers of associative thinking. The bomb can stand for anything you want - even an Easter egg with a nuclear symbol on it.
Let your imagination be the guide.

A. Pineda
10-02-2012, 01:40 PM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi

We get it, Ahmadinejad. You don't bluff. Now come back here and turn this friggin thing off. Tick...Tick...

A. Pineda
10-02-2012, 01:41 PM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi

I believe this is where I'm supposed to bend over and kiss my ass goodbye. But first, a word about healthcare.

bigmack
10-02-2012, 01:46 PM
Yep, I'm gayer than two unicorns having butt sex on a rainbow at a Justine Beiber concert... you see this as a problem?
Nerd uses twit material of adolescence to try & be a funny guy.

Just another cattle mooing along the Canadian highway of boredom.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/gayerthantwounicornshavingbuttsexonarainbowatajust inebeiberconcert-GoogleSearch.png

TJDave
10-02-2012, 01:47 PM
Racism is apparently all over the place. Some do-gooders find it nekessary to police one way. Seems odd, but it gives me a schtick to pimp with.

It's rare to find someone without prejudice. How one deals with it is the determiner.

Jay Trotter
10-02-2012, 04:23 PM
Nerd uses twit material of adolescence to try & be a funny guy.

Just another cattle mooing along the Canadian highway of boredom.As opposed to someone who pretends to be "to cool for school"! :lol: You're so pretentious it hurts. Just start counting that lettuce and make it crisp. :ThmbUp:

JustRalph
10-02-2012, 07:17 PM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi


Not another Sean Hannity Video ?


Wait about 4 hours........it'll make more sense

Greyfox
10-02-2012, 08:06 PM
Wait about 4 hours........it'll make more sense

Did you mean wait about 24 hours, when Romney has a chance to blow him off to the moon if he plays his cards right or are you talking about the Fox expose tonight?

JustRalph
10-03-2012, 04:11 AM
Did you mean wait about 24 hours, when Romney has a chance to blow him off to the moon if he plays his cards right or are you talking about the Fox expose tonight?

I was talking about the video on Hannity. It's been rumored to have 3 parts. 2 to go. I think it's no different than extreme pandering like Hillary did in 07 when she toured the south and suddenly developed a southern accent

Actor
10-04-2012, 04:11 AM
http://blogs.charlotte.com/.a/6a00d8341c02fd53ef017d3c62374d970c-pi

"General LeMay? I thought you were dead."

"For Halloween Malia is going as 'Fat Man.' We're still working on Sasha's 'Little Boy' costume."

"I'd like to thank the Kubrick estate for the use of this prop from Dr. Strangelove."

"A genuine U.S. Air Force surplus nuclear weapon, plutonium not included. Will someone start the bidding at 100 million?"

"It's a pinata."

fast4522
10-04-2012, 06:49 AM
This one is easy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wagergirl
10-04-2012, 01:45 PM
Yep, I'm gayer than two unicorns having butt sex on a rainbow at a Justine Beiber concert... you see this as a problem?


Well I thought it was humorous, but it would have been more believable if it were a Lady Gaga, Cher, or Mariah Carey concert. :)

Tom
10-05-2012, 07:59 AM
New caption....

One is a cold, inanimate, object, just waiting to explode.
The other one is a bomb.

HUSKER55
10-05-2012, 08:32 AM
:lol: