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DJofSD
10-01-2012, 08:13 PM
http://www.kptv.com/story/19688341/oregon-man-eaten-by-hogs-body-%20found-in-several-pieces

I guess the 2nd Hannibal Lecter movie was not that far fetched.

bigmack
10-01-2012, 08:29 PM
Damn swine might score a blow every now and aGain, but us homosapiens have the upper hand.

USDA slaughter stats:

Cattle: 35,507,500
Pigs: 116,558,900
Chickens: 9,075,261,000
Layer hens: 69,683,000
Broiler chickens: 9,005,578,000
Turkeys: 271,245,000

I get a rotisserie chickie @ Costco. How many do you sell a day?, I ax the guy in back.

Little under 600, he utters.

Slaughterhouse 5.

DJofSD
10-01-2012, 08:35 PM
What? No Bo Peep critters?

Tom
10-01-2012, 08:43 PM
Pork Fat rules!
Who do pigs fear more than anyone?

Ocala Mike
10-01-2012, 10:48 PM
My Texan father-in-law, who grew up before indoor plumbing, used to have a line in response to the question, "Where did so-and-so go?"

"He went to shit and the hogs ate him."

JustRalph
10-01-2012, 11:28 PM
Al Swearengen is a prime Suspect


I miss Deadwood.......

Steve 'StatMan'
10-03-2012, 10:32 AM
Given the topic: Where is that picture of that huge fat lady in shorts on top of what is supposed to be a little man? (feet showing underneath)

Steve 'StatMan'
10-03-2012, 11:21 AM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002153921/950945654_fat_woman_sex_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

There! I found it! Isn't eveyone glad?