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[Tom]

My line..."Very good, Mr. Dinner Jacket, now we will try your left ear."

[johnhannibalsmith]

"This iPod may be the most heartfealt gift any leader has bestowed upon me."

[cj's dad]

Hi Mom !

[PhantomOnTour]

The guy next to me looks like he's on a feeding tube

[Greyfox]

"Thanks for the help Barack.
Iraq is now seeing things my way and we're forming a united front to put on the biggest July 4 fireworks display that the world has ever known....but I'll need a few more months."

[Tom]

The guy next to me looks like he's on a feeding tube

:lol: Good eye!

or...nose!:eek:

[FantasticDan]

Lunch is here! Who had the enriched uranium salad?

[bigmack]

Who needs a telephone book to sit on to see the main podium?

[A. Pineda]

May I please change my seat? This man smells like borscht.

[DJofSD]

"Teacher, may I use the bathroom?"

[PhantomOnTour]

Israel is assassinating all of the brightest Iranian scientists, just like that guy in the Alps a few weeks ago

[bigmack]

Israel is assassinating all of the brightest Iranian scientists, just like that guy in the Alps a few weeks ago
Their brightest is on par with Prof. IC.

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[RaceBookJoe]

All that money thrown around with QE 1, QE2 , QE3...and i still have to sit in this crappy-ass chair :)

[Actor]

"Damned fly!"

[fast4522]

Who this guy?

[TJDave]

Don't have a caption but a comment. Really creeps me out that Iranians never wear ties. Have you ever seen one? They all wear suits but never, I mean never wear ties. What's up with that?

[Marshall Bennett]

Don't have a caption but a comment. Really creeps me out that Iranians never wear ties. Have you ever seen one? They all wear suits but never, I mean never wear ties. What's up with that?
Maybe they're scared they'll flip out and hang themselves with it. :cool:

[johnhannibalsmith]

Don't have a caption but a comment. Really creeps me out that Iranians never wear ties. Have you ever seen one? They all wear suits but never, I mean never wear ties. What's up with that?

I think that they are banned. Seriously... I remember reading several years ago that they were a symbol of everything that was wrong with western culture and wearing one was a grave offense.

[PhantomOnTour]

Nice one by Fast4522...see ya soon Muammar :D

[bigmack]

Don't have a caption but a comment. Really creeps me out that Iranians never wear ties. Have you ever seen one? They all wear suits but never, I mean never wear ties. What's up with that?
HELLO. Haven't you hoid?

Iranians are prohibited from wearing ties in Iran because they contribute to the spreading of western culture.

Neckties - and bowties - are said to be decadent, un-Islamic and viewed as "symbols of the Cross" and the oppressive West.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6528881.stm
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Still, one of my favorite starry's. Star of David atop the Tehran airport since the 70's. Unbeknownst to them until 2010. :D

http://www.ynetnews.com/PicServer2/24012010/2888151/1_wa.jpg

[TJDave]

Still, one of my favorite starry's. Star of David atop the Tehran airport since the 70's. Unbeknownst to them until 2010. :D


We get around. Tatted up the Sistine Chapel pretty good, too. :lol:

[Golf and Horses]

Revealing to the General Assembly he is a closet Atlanta Braves fan...Ahmadinejad breaks into the "Tomohawk Chop" while listening to the game. "What's more American than baseball, apple pie, and nuclear weapons?" he said.

[Actor]

Don't have a caption but a comment. Really creeps me out that Iranians never wear ties. Have you ever seen one? They all wear suits but never, I mean never wear ties. What's up with that?In western societies the original purpose of a necktie was to always have something to wipe you mouth and blow your nose. Islamic peoples witnessed this practice and found it disgusting, running counter to their beliefs in cleanliness.

[bigmack]

In western societies the original purpose of a necktie was to always have something to wipe you mouth and blow your nose. Islamic peoples witnessed this practice and found it disgusting, running counter to their beliefs in cleanliness.
Ain't you gonna put a laughing emoticon in there somewheres?

That's a joke, right?

[Actor]

Ain't you gonna put a laughing emoticon in there somewheres?

That's a joke, right?Sorry. It's not.

[PaceAdvantage]

In western societies the original purpose of a necktie was to always have something to wipe you mouth and blow your nose. Islamic peoples witnessed this practice and found it disgusting, running counter to their beliefs in cleanliness.Better check your code...there's a bug in there somewhere...

[ArlJim78]

I'm kind of liking this New York Post caption.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3o7Lf-CAAA2f5L.jpg

[PaceAdvantage]

And here I thought they wouldn't be able to top their ASHHOLES headline after 9/11 when people were found to be looting in the rubble after the attack.

[DJofSD]

In western societies the original purpose of a necktie was to always have something to wipe you mouth and blow your nose. Islamic peoples witnessed this practice and found it disgusting, running counter to their beliefs in cleanliness.
Well then they should remove the buttons found on sleeves of shirts and jackets. Napolean put buttons on clothes to prevent his soldiers from wiping their mouths and noses on their sleeves. Heaven forbid the followers of the backwards looking religion to benefit from something invented by a Westener especially one like Mr. Bonaparte.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Actor
In western societies the original purpose of a necktie was to always have something to wipe you mouth and blow your nose. Islamic peoples witnessed this practice and found it disgusting, running counter to their beliefs in cleanliness.


So what, they just use their arms now? "And the farmer blow?"

[DJofSD]

So what, they just use their arms now? "And the farmer blow?"
Yes, hence the need for those foot baths.

[Actor]

Now put your thumb on the end of your nose...