Joke

[IRISHLADSTABLE]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, And said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

"You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[Zydeco]

Good one!

[shots]

Elderly man walks into a pharmacy and hands the pharmacist a prescription for viagra. The elderly man ask if the pharmacist would cut the each viagra tablet into 4 pieces. The pharmacist tells the elderly man the tablets won't work good that way. The elderly man says "I'm 80 years, I don't need it for sex anymore, I need it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

[Actor]

Man walks into a pharmacy and yells at the pharmacist.

"How dare you use foul language when speaking to my wife?"

"I'm really sorry," said the pharmacist. "But just listen to my side of the story.

"My alarm clock didn't go off this morning so when I woke up I was already late for work.

"Then my wife flushed the commode and it clogged up to the rim. It took me half an hour with a plunger to get it to flush so I could use it.

"Then I had a flat tire on the way to work. I got my whites dirty putting on the spare so I had to go back home and change.

"When I finally got to work I was two hours late and the boss yelled at me for half an hour.

"I was so upset by then that I managed to spill 100 tablets of Viagra on the floor. We had to throw them out. The boss said the cost was coming out of my pay, and they are expensive.

"Finally, your wife came in and asked me how to use suppositories, and Mister, I told her."

[Pace Cap'n]

Lady walks in a pharmacy...

"Do you sell Viagra?"

"Yes."

"Can you get it over the counter?"

"I can if I take two."

[Valuist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM