Nominations for Worst Lyrics of All Time

[bigmack]

Yes it's true. I'm so happy to be stuck with you. Hue Lew

I can't go for that. No can do. Haulin'Oats.

[wisconsin]

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba

Oliver

[TJDave]

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba

Oliver

I think it's, dooby abba nadda

Second place contender:

I want your butt
Michael Jackson

[horses4courses]

if You Like Pina Coladas
and Getting Caught In The Rain
if You're Not Into Yoga
if You Have Half A Brain
if You Like Making Love At Midnight
in The Dunes On The Cape
then I'm The Love That You've Looked For
write To Me And Escape

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[Zydeco]

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba

Oliver

Wasn't this in the musical 'Hair"?

[Delta Cone]

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

[Zydeco]

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

I'm agreeing here. lol

[bigmack]

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Damn, I forgots about that.

Currently in first... By a long shot.

[hcap]

"Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy"

Hitched a ride with these guys-"Ohio Express"-and their van back in 1970. They acted like the they were on the old TV series "The Monkees" and sort of were a front group for a bunch of NYC studio musicians. They played the part.

[ArlJim78]

"Midnight at the oasis
send your camel to bed..."

[FantasticDan]

Van Halen: "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

:rolleyes: :ThmbDown: :rolleyes:

[TJDave]

There will never ever be another you.
Harry Warren

[ldiatone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

i sing this when i play MNR PARX FL Cd etc etc

[PhantomOnTour]

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Nice one... :D
knee deep in the hoopla !

[PhantomOnTour]

Just about anything by the Steve Miller Band...just pick one:

abra abracadabra - i wanna reach out and grab ya

[dartman51]

"There Ain't Enough Whiskey in Tennesee to Drink the Ugly Off a' You" :ThmbUp:

Not sure, but I think this was on a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

[johnhannibalsmith]

Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't

'Cause I'm the miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac Daddy
Miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac
'Cause I'm the miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac Daddy
Miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac

I make you wanna

Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make you, jump, jump
Daddy Mac will make you, jump, jump
Kris Kross will make you jump, jump

Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make you, jump, jump
Daddy Mac will make you, jump, jump
Kris Kross will make you jump, jump

Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make you, jump, jump
Daddy Mac will make you, jump, jump
Kris Kross will make you jump, jump

[JustRalph]

http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm

[canleakid]

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so

[bigmack]

Posts 16-19 are disqualified. Reason: Too ethnic. :kiss:

[Marshall Bennett]

We all live in a yellow submarine.

[Mike at A+]

Someone left the cake out in the rain ...

[ElKabong]

Memories...light the corners of my mind

[TJDave]

Someone left the cake out in the rain ...

Most great composers have clunkers.

Webb has fewer than most. He's probably made more off this tune than most. Go figure.

[slotterhaus]

....your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink....

[bigmack]

Most great composers have clunkers.

Webb has fewer than most. He's probably made more off this tune than most. Go figure.
I hadn't realized he penned "By the Time I Get to Phoenix", "Wichita Lineman" & "Galveston." All sound tunes but he clearly has the jones to write about towns. I'm working on a tune, Poughkeepsie Nightmare, but it lacks fluidity. Perhaps I should change it to Bakersfield or Indio. :rolleyes:

....your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink....
Don't be sill, that's as clever as 10CC's "I hang your picture upon the wall. It hides the nasty stain that's lying there" from I'm not in Wove.

[johnhannibalsmith]

...Poughkeepsie Nightmare...

Headed home from Jersey, rolling up the northway,
Too much coffee and food deprived, the exit guides my way

I can't pronounce the name on the sign and frankly that's just fine,
One point five miles away, a toilet at a diner joint will consecrate my day.

But when I find that place to dine, a retro dive sans the coffee geek,
I'm alarmed to learn they offer only grits and not a place to take a leak.

The Pough-keep-sie Night-mare, I was unaware...
Nothing works and nothings right
(a rest stop with a population)
And broads that even scare the light

The pough-keep-sie Night-mare, if you wind up there...
Don't go left and don't go right,
(that means straight dont you know)
Take the on-ramp after the off-ramp and continue out of sight

(Based on a true story)

[Zydeco]

....your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink....

this is great lyrics.......I am a big Jethro Tull fan.....sorry

[Overlay]

Billy Swan, in the wake of his success with "I Can Help", came out with a song that actually received AM air play (that's how I learned of it) called "I'm Her Fool", which contained the lyric, "I run like a dog when she calls me, 'Cause she pets me when I bury my bone."

Then there was the tender opening to the Nilsson recording, "You're Breaking My Heart": "You're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart, so f*** you."

I never did explore the lyrics of the Chris Jagger (brother of Mick) tune, "Finger in Your Pie", but the title certainly was a grabber.

[TJDave]

Don't be sill, that's as clever as 10CC's "I hang your picture upon the wall. It hides the nasty stain that's lying there" from I'm not in Wove.

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

John Hiatt

[bigmack]

Headed home from Jersey, rolling up the northway,
Too much coffee and food deprived, the exit guides my way

I can't pronounce the name on the sign and frankly that's just fine,
One point five miles away, a toilet at a diner joint will consecrate my day.
I was almost ready to punch out a melody for that until I reached consecrate :confused: Did Bernie ever give Elton, consecrate? Did Becker ever use consecrate when handing lyrics to Fagen? Come on now!


I never did explore the lyrics of the Chris Jagger (brother of Mick) tune, "Finger in Your Pie", but the title certainly was a grabber.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/chrisjaggerchrisjaggeronlinecomadventuresofvalenti nevoxtheventriloquist.png
Here I thought you were putting us on. Turns out it checks out.

I hope for our sake he wasn't talking about the 'pie' of the doll on the LP cover.

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

John Hiatt
I couldn't figure how Perfectly Good Guitar became a hit from that album. Little Head seemed destined.

[Overlay]

I had forgotten about "Private Dick" and "Like A Dog" on the same Chris Jagger album. Thanks for reminding me! :D

[TJDave]

I couldn't figure how Perfectly Good Guitar became a hit from that album. Little Head seemed destined.

He's had hits...that he recorded? :lol:

[Tom]

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[bigmack]

VERY close to having a new leader. HowEVA, due to a technicality (not actual words) the committee has ruled a resounding disqualification.
"Mah Nà Mah Nà" debuted as part of Umiliani's soundtrack for the Italian mondo film Svezia, inferno e paradiso (Sweden: Heaven and Hell [lit. Hell and Heaven]) (1968), a pseudo-documentary about wild sexual activity and other behaviour in Sweden. The song accompanied a scene in the film set in a sauna which gave its original title "Viva la Sauna Svedese" (Hooray for the Swedish Sauna :ThmbUp: ). It was performed by a band called Marc 4 (four session musicians from the RAI orchestra) and the lead part was sung by Italian singer/composer Alessandro Alessandroni.[2] The song also appeared on the 1968 soundtrack album released for the film.

"Mah Nà Mah Nà" was a hit in many countries in 1968–1969. In the U.S., it peaked at #55 in the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart and #44 on the Cash Box Magazine chart in October 1969. The UK single release, on the Major Minor label, was credited to "The Great Unknowns", and featured "Doo-be-doo-be-do" on the B side (also sometimes featured in The Benny Hill Show).

The song's lyrics contain no actual words, only iambic nonsense syllables resembling scat singing and uses the musical technique of interpolation where melodies are abruptly cut off and replaced with new ones.WIKI

Nice try, Tommy.

[Tom]

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[so.cal.fan]

Get your tongue out of my mouth, cause I'm kissing you goodbye

John Denver

[Tom]

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[Tom]

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[riskman]

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I'll be by Eminem

You have to hear the entire mess to appreciate how bad it is.

http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/eminem-lyrics/ass-like-that-lyrics.html

[bigmack]

Diane has been disqualified as a result of mistaken source material.

Unwilling to accept Johnny Denver. Ray Stevens, we were looking for.

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As "Built this City" is a bit hackneyed in this category, currently on the lead (albeit counsel IS aware of the aforementioned ethnic angle) the aptly named - Brothers Johnson, with their smashed to smithereens hit, Get the Funk Outta My Face.

Much consideration was given to a full discography of Brothers Johnson and special note was of their album titles over the years.

Look Out for #1
Right On Time
Blam!
Light Up the Night
Winners
Out of Control
Kickin'

:ThmbUp:

[TJDave]

The Bros Johnson had a hit with a tune by Shuggie Otis which deserves mention in the category of "worst song titles".

Strawberry letter #23

And...one of the best rock/pop guitar solos ever.

[slotterhaus]

My apologies, Biggles

[Dave Schwartz]

And I was so sure that Obla-Di, Obla-Da would be in there somewhere.

[Tom]

And of course, Elton's other great hit, "...some one shaved my wife tonight!"

[KingChas]

Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy Lyrics

"Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around"

Great weekend advice for the new generation.....young-uns........... ;)

How bout one for the oldies;
Tiny Tim................Tiptoe thru the Tulips

[canleakid]

I been lookin around awhile, you got something for me.
I got a brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key.

I ride my bike, I rollerskate don't drive no car.
Don't go so fast, but I go pretty far.
For somebody who don't drive, I been all around the world.
Some people say I done alright for a girl.

i asked your mother if you were at home.
She said 'yes,' but that you weren't alone.
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm o.k. alone but you got something I need

so is it a "Roller Derby" thing or what :D

[PhantomOnTour]

Every single word from the song Rico Suave by Girardo


rrrrrrrrrico.......suave'

[ArlJim78]

Just about anything by the Steve Miller Band...just pick one:

abra abracadabra - i wanna reach out and grab ya
this one gets my vote.
the poor guy, his situation goes round and round.

edit: these lyrics sound like they were written by the characters Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild in the movie Boogie Nights. anyone who saw that movie knows the part when they decided to become rock stars and laid down their smokin tracks. haha
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I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel's face

I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
Just when I think I'm gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
Burnin' flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round

[ArlJim78]

here we go.:D

-v3Yp0rm11s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v3Yp0rm11s

[Steve 'StatMan']

And of course, Elton's other great hit, "...some one shaved my wife tonight!"


:lol:

(pubic hair....pubic hair pubic hair pubic hair....)

[Steve 'StatMan']

Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women blee-heed!
Only women bleed

Or my version honoring Yasmin Bleeth:

Only Yasmin Bleeth
Only Yasmin Bleeth
Only Yasmin Blee-eeth!
Only Yasmin Bleeth

[NJ Stinks]

We skipped a light fandango,
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor.
I was feeling kind of seasick,
But the crowd called out for more.

The room was humming harder,
As the ceiling flew away.
When we called out for another drink,
The waiter brought a tray.

And so it was that later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.

She said there is no reason,
And the truth is plain to see
That I wandered through my playing cards,
And would not let her be

One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast.
And although my eyes were open,
They might just as well have been closed.


Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Pale

[HUSKER55]

how about that song "blinded by the light"

dk who wrote it.

[Zydeco]

how about that song "blinded by the light"

dk who wrote it.

Bruce springsteen wrote it.......Manfred Mann had the hit with it.

[wisconsin]

Bruce springsteen wrote it.......Manfred Mann had the hit with it.


Classic song about adolescence.


"Momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but momma, that's where the fun is."

I'm sure you get the gist.

[toetoe]

And of course, Elton's other great hit, "...some one shaved my wife tonight!"



:lol: . Never even imagined such a thing.

[toetoe]

Mama told me not to come.

[Mike at A+]

Speaking of Procol Harum, this is a classic (from the album "Home")

I'll waylay your daughter and kidnap your wife.
Savage her sexless and burn out her eyes.
I'll blacken your Christmas and piss on your door.
You'll cry out for mercy. Still there'll be more.

[OTM Al]

Van Halen: "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

:rolleyes: :ThmbDown: :rolleyes:

There's a big difference between bad songs, like some quoted here, and bad lyrics. This is one of the worst lyrics ever but it's not a terrible song, just mediocre. Been laughing at this one ever since it came out.

[highnote]

Just about anything by the Steve Miller Band...just pick one:

abra abracadabra - i wanna reach out and grab ya


I like Steve Miller:

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some peole call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompotous of love

For my money John Cougar Mellonhead's "Small Town" lyrics are the worst. I mean, come on... how many times does he need to say "small town" before we get that he's talking about a small town. 4 times would have been plenty. He says "small town" 18 times! BORING!!

Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Prob'ly die in a small town
Oh, those small communities

All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity

Educated in a small town
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
Another boring romantic that's me

But I've seen it all in a small town
Had myself a ball in a small town
Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small town
Now she's small town just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who's in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, and that's good enough for me

Well I was born in a small town
And I can breath in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

[mountainman]

1) "Hey soul sista, ain't that mista mista on the radio?"

2) "Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do"

3) Anything by Bernie Taupin, whose inane wordings should NEVER have been graced with the music of an Elton John. That's like making Michael Phelps swim for all he's worth in a bathtub.

[headhawg]

3) Anything by Bernie Taupin, whose inane wordings should NEVER have been graced with the music of an Elton John. That's like making Michael Phelps swim for all he's worth in a bathtub.Seriously?

[highnote]

3) Anything by Bernie Taupin, whose inane wordings should NEVER have been graced with the music of an Elton John. That's like making Michael Phelps swim for all he's worth in a bathtub.

Seriously?Seriously?

I know. Seriously? I respect your opinion Mountainman, but disagree, but also understand that not everyone has the same tastes.

Tom thinks nyra tracks are better than Riodoso. I like Riodoso and Mountaineer way better than nyra. Both are better in my opinion. It's difference of opinion that makes a horse race.

I think Taupin is a genious.

"A couple of the sounds that I really like are the sounds of a switchblade a motor bike. I'm a juvenile product of the working class whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass."

"They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much"

[mountainman]

Seriously?

Sure. Separate his wordings from the soaring genius of Elton John-kill the music in your head- and Taupin is medocre. Or let me put it another way, do you really think the guy is good enough to have merited a near monopoly on Elton John's immortal melodies for such a considerable length of time? Seriously?? Bernie Taupin's true genius was befriending Reggie Dwight. Just my opinion, and, as always, I could be completely mistaken and the opposing point of view completely correct.

[Robert Goren]

Although the song isn't that bad as a whole, it does have this dumb line.

Oh Stewball was a racehorse, and I wish he were mine.
He never drank water,he always drank wine.

[wisconsin]

Another forgettable one:

mmmm bop
mmmm bop

mmmm bop
mmmm bop

[Wagergirl]

she bop he bop a we bop
I bop you bop a they bop
be bop be bop a lu bop

[MaTH716]

Don Henley, All She Wants to do is Dance
They're pickin' up the prisoners and puttin'
'em in the pen
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
Rebels been rebels since I don't know when
And all she wants to do is dance
Molotov cocktail-the local drink
And all she wants to do is dance, dance, dance
They mix 'em up right in the kitchen sink
And all she wants to do is dance
Crazy people walkin' round
with blood in their eyes
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
Wild-eyed pistol wavers
who ain't afraid to die
And all she wants to do is-
And all she wants to do is dance
and make romance
She can't feel the heat comin' off the street
She wants to party (oooo)
She wants to get down (oooo)
And all she wants to do is-
And all she wants to do is dance
Well, the government bugged the men's
room in the local disco lounge
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
To keep the boys from sellin'
all the weapons they could scrounge
And all she wants to do is dance
But that don't keep the boys
from makin' a buck or two
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
They still can sell the army
all the drugs that they can do
And all she wants to do is-
All she wants to do is dance
and make romance
Well, we barely made the airport
for the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, "Don't come back here Yankee!"
But if I ever do-
I'll bring more money
'Cause all she wants to do is dance
and make romance
Never mind the heat comin' off the street
She wants to party (oooo)
She wants to get down (oooo)
All she wants to do is-
All she wants to do is dance
All she wants to do is dance
and make romance
All she wants to do is dance

[highnote]

I agree. This one seems pretty lame.

Don Henley, All She Wants to do is Dance
They're pickin' up the prisoners and puttin'
'em in the pen
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
Rebels been rebels since I don't know when
And all she wants to do is dance
Molotov cocktail-the local drink
And all she wants to do is dance, dance, dance
They mix 'em up right in the kitchen sink
And all she wants to do is dance
Crazy people walkin' round
with blood in their eyes
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
Wild-eyed pistol wavers
who ain't afraid to die
And all she wants to do is-
And all she wants to do is dance
and make romance
She can't feel the heat comin' off the street
She wants to party (oooo)
She wants to get down (oooo)
And all she wants to do is-
And all she wants to do is dance
Well, the government bugged the men's
room in the local disco lounge
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
To keep the boys from sellin'
all the weapons they could scrounge
And all she wants to do is dance
But that don't keep the boys
from makin' a buck or two
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
They still can sell the army
all the drugs that they can do
And all she wants to do is-
All she wants to do is dance
and make romance
Well, we barely made the airport
for the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, "Don't come back here Yankee!"
But if I ever do-
I'll bring more money
'Cause all she wants to do is dance
and make romance
Never mind the heat comin' off the street
She wants to party (oooo)
She wants to get down (oooo)
All she wants to do is-
All she wants to do is dance
All she wants to do is dance
and make romance
All she wants to do is dance

[highnote]

Sure. Separate his wordings from the soaring genius of Elton John-kill the music in your head- and Taupin is medocre. Or let me put it another way, do you really think the guy is good enough to have merited a near monopoly on Elton John's immortal melodies for such a considerable length of time? Seriously?? Bernie Taupin's true genius was befriending Reggie Dwight. Just my opinion, and, as always, I could be completely mistaken and the opposing point of view completely correct.


Elton's melodies would have been totally different to a different set of lyrics. You're right that Elton's melodies are immortal -- but they sprung from Taupin's lyrics. That isn't to say he couldn't have written great melodies without Taupin. His Tim Rice inspired melodies on Lion King are great.

One thing is certain, Taupin picked a good melody guy to work with.

[Tom]

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[Pace Cap'n]

I agree. This one seems pretty lame.

"She" = USA

[dartman51]

I think it's, dooby abba nadda

Second place contender:

I want your butt
Michael Jackson

From the lyric sheet "GOOD MORNING STARSHINE" by STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK.

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba
Early morning singing song

It only makes sense after smokin' a fatty. :ThmbUp: :D

[Zydeco]

From the lyric sheet "GOOD MORNING STARSHINE" by STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK.

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba
Early morning singing song

It only makes sense after smokin' a fatty. :ThmbUp: :D
Good morning starshine.. by Oliver...from Hair.....see earlier posts.....Incense an peppermint by strawberry alarm clock....who cares the things we choose..little to win..with nothing to lose.....guitarist ed king from strawberry alarm clock went on to play on lynyrd skynyrds first three albums

[Producer]

Steve Miller Band is great.....don't know what you guys are listening too.


Hanson's MMM Bop has to be the worst ever.

[highnote]

I love Tommy James and the Shondells' music, but the lyrics to "Hanky Panky" are not my favorite:

My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky!
I saw her walking on down the line.
You know I saw her for the very first time.
A pretty little girl standing all alone.
Hey baby, can I take you home?"
I never saw her, never really saw her.
My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky,
My baby does the Hanky Panky!

[sandpit]

"I love the rainy nights" over and over and over ...

Ad nausem

[highnote]

"I love the rainy nights" over and over and over ...

Ad nausem


I agree. Too much repetition is boring.

The only exception I can think of that isn't boring is when Bill Withers sings, "I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. ..."

56 seconds into the youtube video:

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[Steve 'StatMan']

When I go to my friend who's a doctor:

I just checked in
To see what condition my physician was in.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh Oh Yeah.
What condition my physician was in.



By the way, thanks folks, I like Steve Miller too. And the musican is pretty good as well! ;)

[Tom]

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[Jens]

I probably shouldn't mention this one 'cause I really like Merle Haggard but when I saw the title of this thread I couldn't help but think of that old Merle song "The Girl Turned Ripe" (And The Pickers Came Today). Yikes!!:lol:

[elysiantraveller]

I win...

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[HuggingTheRail]

Poop in a Jar by Hayseed Dixie....

I'm keepin your poop in a jar
Till the day you come back, so don't forget just what you are
Yeah im keepin your poop in a jar

I thought you took everytihng ,but you left somethin behind.
I scooped it out, i bottled it up. and now its there to stand by the bed to remind me
The taste i could't forget, you're just a piece of poop

Im keeping your poop in a jar,
Till the day you come back so dont forget just what you are,
yeah im keepin your poop in a jar.

I had a moment of weakness once,
I was feeling alittle down.
So i opened the lid for a smell.
Then it all came back to me baby, when the vapor was rubbed,
I remembered you well. It all came back to me, it was just a piece of poop.

Im keepin your poop in a jar, until you come back so dont forget just what you are,
yeah im keepin your poop in a jar, heyaw everybody sing,
Im keepin your poop in a jar,
Till the day you come back so dont forget just what you are yeah im keepin your poop in a jar,
Im keepin your a poop in a jar.

[bigmack]

I win...
HIGHlarious. :ThmbUp:

However, NOT, a wiener. Gibberish has been ruled out of bounds.

The next wid was a hoot as swell.

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[Uncle Salty]

Anything by Nickelback.