VetScratch Buyout

[Jaguar]

To any group planning to buy out VetScratch: please don't do it. She's one of our treasures. Raises the whole level here. She's part of the family. She doesn't need the money(she already has huge and expensive TV screens and computer monitors). I always learn from her- and besides, she looks great in a bathing suit.

No, I'm not going to propose to her- because I know she can do better, alas!

All The Best,

Jaguar

[VetScratch]

Jaguar,

:D I am really frugal... my two 21-inch monitors sit like battleships on my desk... holdover SONY CRT displays rather than the neat flat-panels everyone else seems to have.

[VetScratch]

Jaguar,

And thanks for the bathing suit... yes, I do look better in a suit!

If you were at the TOGA Getaway, I missed you when I scanned the pictorial review. From the pics, here are the 2003 TOGA Hotties Awards...

Under 30: Bubbles... won as he pleased, virtually a walkover.

30 to 49: CJ... set all of the pace on bare muscular legs then prevailed to the wire.

50 and Over: TriJack... has the looks you imagine sitting beside at the Captain's Table.

Hope I didn't slight you by missing your picture! :)

[Jaguar]

VS, haven't been able to post for a while. Just got back from 9 days out of town- complete computer isolation...Who says a guy can't go computer cold Turkey?... Had 35 spams on my desktop when I got back.

Had to miss Suff's masterpiece this year due to a Vegas trip. I try to schedule Vegas trips well in advance. Next year I might make Suff's guest list and find space for a folding chair in his official headquarters, The Tent. I'll be sure to bring a battery-operated fan. Saratoga is hot and humid

Vegas is just too hot at that time of year. I actually burned my thumb pushing the stainless steel elevator button on the over-head walkway near the MGM. 114 degree fahrenheit was the air temp. I figure the elevator button- being in the direct sunlight- was maybe 140 or better. (Of course, it was hotter than that in some of the shows in the Casino theaters at night, particularly when you have VIP seating and the dancers come right down the runway--right next to you!)

Some women visiting Vegas told me that they experienced a similar sensation at the Chippendale's show.

I figure that I have 6 months to get in shape for the TOGA photos. What's scarey is not just receiving a low score on VS's TOGA Hottie rating sheet. What's really to be dreaded is to not even receive a mention on her sheet- a fate worse than having to fly coach on Continental Airlines! Yikes!

All The Best,

Jaguar

[Bubbles]

Originally posted by VetScratch

Under 30: Bubbles... won as he pleased, virtually a walkover.

Darned right!:D

[delayjf]

I'm going to claim foul, I suspect both bubbles and CJ were using milkshakes.

[Bubbles]

Yes, I admit it. Both CJ and I drank four chocolate shakes, triple-thick, before the pictures were taken. :(

I suspect the Miami Herald will get the pictures and identify traces of the chocolate on our lips. :D :D :D