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lsbets
04-07-2012, 12:38 AM
Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126006/Gravy-wrestling-model-hit-face-monkey-wrench-finding-friend-having-sex-sofa.html

And an excerpt:

Elisa Sampson, 31, was hit in the face by her 'best friend' Sabina English, after arriving back at her home in Rossendale, Lancashire, and finding the single mother having sex with another friend on her sofa.

When kick boxer Elisa interrupted the two with a shout of: 'What are you doing', laundry worker English jumped up and hit her in the face with the garage tool, which was lying nearby on the floor.

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The fight occurred last October, a year after blonde Elisa won the 2010 World Gravy Wrestling Championship, in which she wrestled other women and men in 2,000 litres of Bisto outside a pub near her home in Rossendale.

ArlJim78
04-18-2012, 04:32 PM
another headscratching headline;

'Anti-Racist' Swedish Politician Performs 'Clitorectomy' on 'African Woman' Cake

I have no idea what these people are thinking, but it's disgusting (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2012/04/17/Swedish-politician-African-cake).

JustRalph
04-18-2012, 05:20 PM
A monkey wrench?

Where was Tom when all this went down?

Tom
04-18-2012, 09:48 PM
A monkey wrench?

Where was Tom when all this went down?

I was nowhere near there!