Paulick Report

[toussaud]

i've had it with these damn pop up ads on the site every time i want to read an article. it's enough to make me not go to the site.

It' not so much the pop up ad I have a problem with, it's the way it's programmed. it's too memory intensive and I'm a web developer so I usually have a lot of stuff going on with Photoshop and illustrator / Dreamweaver / other misc stuff going on with my computer when i am online , only to open this site and the ajax based pop up just temp. locks up the entire browser.

i don't like it. a regular pop up would be acceptable.

[Tom]

Or a pop-up blocker?

[Canarsie]

I never get a pop up there didn't even know they had such a thing. As Tom said a pop up blocker would do the job nicely.

[toussaud]

I never get a pop up there didn't even know they had such a thing. As Tom said a pop up blocker would do the job nicely.
i can't use a pop up blocker.

[cj]

i can't use a pop up blocker.

You can set them to only work at some sites if you like, such as the Paulick Report.

[toussaud]

i could come up with some smart alacky argument but you are right i suppose i could.

i don't use them because a lot of sites i build or we build have pop ups and we need to test stuff out. but yeah i guess you are right.

still though its annoying as hell

[bigmack]

i could come up with some smart alacky argument but you are right i suppose i could.
i don't use them because a lot of sites i build or we build have pop ups and we need to test stuff out. but yeah i guess you are right.
still though its annoying as hell
Just think how 'smart alacky' someone could be with you being you build websites and can't figure out how to turn on & off a pop-up blockah.

[cj]

i could come up with some smart alacky argument but you are right i suppose i could.

i don't use them because a lot of sites i build or we build have pop ups and we need to test stuff out. but yeah i guess you are right.

still though its annoying as hell

No self respecting web developer uses pop ups.

[duncan04]

No self respecting web developer uses pop ups.

Exactly!! :ThmbUp:

[cj]

Exactly!! :ThmbUp:

Does everyone see the irony here? The guy complains about pop ups, but he can't use a pop up blocker because he makes web sites that use pop ups and a pop up blocker would hurt his testing. This can't be for real.

[toussaud]

good god tell me how to do my fvcking job why don't you.

every "pop up" is not a spam ad. "pop up" is nothing but a scripted functionality. we put pop up video players in porn sites for instance.

i don't know why this has become a roast toussaud session. the point is i should not have to even use a pop up if he used a regular pop up ad on his site. that shit he has on his site is too memory intensive.

[johnhannibalsmith]

... we put pop up video players in porn sites for instance.

...

I wish Paulick had pop-up porn.

[bigmack]

Does everyone see the irony here? The guy complains about pop ups, but he can't use a pop up blocker because he makes web sites that use pop ups and a pop up blocker would hurt his testing. This can't be for real.
Ya stole me thunder.

Of course it's fer reals. Haven't you noticed? There's some real nuts up in this area.

Make me wanna say, "Only on the internut" multiple times. (Multiple or "mucho" for our Latino brothers & sistahs.)

[chickenhead]

so basically your computer is bogged down with all the porno windows you got open for "testing" purposes?

Solution:

Work.
Watch Porn.
Read Paulick.

Pick two maximum for multi-tasking. Save the third for later, or put them into rotation.

[toussaud]

i just installed a pop up blocker and it's still doing it.

you guys are so busy trying to roast you aren't listening.

his ad on his site technically is not a pop up. it doesn't actually "pop up", it "takes over the screen". think of it as pop up 2.0 if you will. pop up blockers don't read ajax. so i can't block it if i wanted to.

[cj]

i just installed a pop up blocker and it's still doing it.

you guys are so busy trying to roast you aren't listening.

his ad on his site technically is not a pop up. it doesn't actually "pop up", it "takes over the screen". think of it as pop up 2.0 if you will. pop up blockers don't read ajax. so i can't block it if i wanted to.

You called it a pop up, not us. It took me .001 to click the X when it came up.

[bigmack]

It took me .001 to click the X when it came up.
Please, sir.

Whilst in a recording session of yesteryear, between dopin' races and recording, I started a competition who could start & stop a stop watch the fastest.

I believe the winning time was .05 so you're busted on that .001.

[riskman]

I wish Paulick had pop-up porn.

X-rated news for the thoroughbred industry.
Might be in the running for a eclipse special award.

[cj]

Please, sir.

Whilst in a recording session of yesteryear, between dopin' races and recording, I started a competition who could start & stop a stop watch the fastest.

I believe the winning time was .05 so you're busted on that .001.

That is two clicks.

[bigmack]

That is two clicks.
Ain't no way you besting :00.168 http://stopwatch.onlineclock.net/

[PaceAdvantage]

Ain't no way you besting :00.168 http://stopwatch.onlineclock.net/I bested on my second shot...must be the shoes...err...I mean mouse...

[bigmack]

I bested on my second shot...must be the shoes...err...I mean mouse...
Curtains! Foiled again.

You're startin' to get on my noives.

You seem sharper than usual lately. You take up meditation?

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/belly.gif

[Jay Trotter]

i don't know why this has become a roast toussaud session.I've never tried "roast toussaud" -- can I have a wing?

[cj]

Ain't no way you besting :00.168 http://stopwatch.onlineclock.net/

Probably not, but you don't need two clicks to close a pop up...err...Ajax window.