Angie's amazing leg

[Vengeance of Rain]

https://twitter.com/#%21/AngiesRightLeg

http://oobly.com/2012/02/27/angelina-jolie-legbombing-meme-pics_747/

[chickenhead]

Angie looked like a holocaust survivor last night.

[bigmack]

I can work with this material.

http://s1.torbit.com/img/f49775b96c35bee8f51ef6bfa65e81372bebd4dc-Angelina-Jolie-Leg-Slip-2012-Academy-Awards-Oscars.jpg

If I had a Kennedy half-piece for every time a woman proclaimed IF, they'd ever sleep with another woman it would be JOeLee, I'd have about $2.50 about now.

[johnhannibalsmith]

...If I had a Kennedy half-piece for every time a woman proclaimed IF, they'd ever sleep with another woman it would be JOeLee, I'd have about $2.50 about now.

Find me the one that JOeLee would take up on the offer and that's the one I want.

[bigmack]

Find me the one that JOeLee would take up on the offer and that's the one I want.
What do you want her for? :p

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5uszybM11qe0eclo1_r3_500.gif

[johnhannibalsmith]

What do you want her for? :p

...

Well, the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to... ...take a nap and think it over later.

[bigmack]

take a nap and think it over later.
I shoulda known. Take a nap? Look, to 'do the voodoo' out here you gotta have brass balls. Wanna know what second prize is ? Set a steak knives.

Once you get those cinco de teetho punched-up let me know. And for gawd sakes don't take the route of Ernest T. Bass.

Notoriously importunate with the women he desires, and regularly uses this tactic to get their attention. He also tries to impress people by informing them that he is saving up for a gold tooth.

In episode 98, "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army", when asked where he planned on putting his gold tooth after the army doctor noticed he still had all of his own,
Ernest replied that he planned to have his front teeth knocked out and place the one gold tooth in the middle with space on either side, claiming it would make him look good while he's dancing. :D

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1544875202/ErnestT7.JPG

[johnhannibalsmith]

...And for gawd sakes don't take the route of Ernest T. Bass...

Not only am I huge ET Bass fan but I made a mexican friend of mine a few years my senior promise me I could have his falsies with the gold tooth when he kicks it. The overpaid quack dentist I hooked with thought I was kidding when I inquired.

[Vengeance of Rain]

Angie looked like a holocaust survivor last night.
She's beautiful but yeah she looked alarmingly thin to me, especially her arms. They were almost skeletal.

[Marshall Bennett]

I've always found her to be overrated. Not a very good actress and no beauty either.

[Dave Schwartz]

I've always found her to be overrated. Not a very good actress and no beauty either.

My sentiments exactly. I do not understand the hoopla over this woman. She just does not "float my boat."

But, then, I am permanently moored to exactly one dock.

:lol:

[GameTheory]

My sentiments exactly. I do not understand the hoopla over this woman. She just does not "float my boat."
She's a pretty good actress when she has a meaty, "human" role. (Like in The Changeling, if you saw that.) But she has made a lot of crap where her entire character is very one-dimensional or she's trying to be an action star. I would agree on her looks -- she is very weird-looking, and not attractive. I wouldn't say ugly, but she doesn't do it for me.

Julia Roberts is the real mystery to me. Ugly and a bad actress.

[HUSKER55]

you guys are a tough crowd. being the gentleman that I am, they can crawl in beside me and I will over-look the crackers. just saying....:D

[Dave Schwartz]

Julia Roberts is the real mystery to me. Ugly and a bad actress.

Or Sarah Jessica Parker.

(Although maybe she can act, but who could tell?)

And why does she get 3 names?

[Greyfox]

When she was younger and more filled out Angelina Jolie (Jon Voight's daughter) indeed had considerable sex appeal.
With natural wiles she was able to attract Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston, who seems to have more natural clean cut "bake an apple pie" beauty.
As the years have gone on, Angelina has piled on tattoo after tattoo.
Today, covered in ink on many parts of her body and seemingly almost anorexic, she presents more and more as if she has either been abused in some way or at least is not truly content with her self-hood.
As such, to me she now comes across as being very slutty and that is a "turn off."

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2lqbky-cSgg/TAP8wO_Ci2I/AAAAAAAADjQ/guywiEEYqHA/s800/Angelina-Jolie-tattoos-Bengal-Tiger-Tattoo.jpg

[sammy the sage]

When she was younger and more filled out Angelina Jolie (Jon Voight's daughter) indeed had considerable sex appeal.
With natural wiles she was able to attract Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston, who seems to have more natural clean cut "bake an apple pie" beauty.
As the years have gone on, Angelina has piled on tattoo after tattoo.
Today, covered in ink on many parts of her body and seemingly almost anorexic, she presents more and more as if she has either been abused in some way or at least is not truly content with her self-hood.
As such, to me she now comes across as being very slutty and that is a "turn off."

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2lqbky-cSgg/TAP8wO_Ci2I/AAAAAAAADjQ/guywiEEYqHA/s800/Angelina-Jolie-tattoos-Bengal-Tiger-Tattoo.jpg

What a bunch of loser's...I GD guarantee that if ya'll had Pitt's view of that...you wouldn't...well nevermind... :lol: :liar:

[bigmack]

I recall a woman I was with had "Daddy's Girl" tattooed prominently on her lower back. I found it distracting to my work.

If nothing else, go wordy. I could use some reading material.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DHTNKEOyoNs/TDDFyLo1qDI/AAAAAAAACxc/xcuJkbaxxn0/s1600/first-corinthians-back-tattoo.jpg

[Vengeance of Rain]

I recall a woman I was with had "Daddy's Girl" tattooed prominently on her lower back. I found it distracting to my work.

If nothing else, go wordy. I could use some reading material.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DHTNKEOyoNs/TDDFyLo1qDI/AAAAAAAACxc/xcuJkbaxxn0/s1600/first-corinthians-back-tattoo.jpg
Have you considered posting this on the "Books, I Need Books" thread?

[sandpit]

AJ looks like a fish to me.

And I agree about Sarah J P; she might be the ugliest "hot" woman in Hollywood.

And, a great big http://paceadvantage.com/forum/images/UBGX/I8.gif to women that feel the need to tat themselves up like they are the back bumper of a 1974 Pinto.

Each to his own, I guess.

[johnhannibalsmith]

...And I agree about Sarah J P; she might be the ugliest "hot" woman in Hollywood.
...

http://fashionablethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sarah-jessica-parker-0085.jpg http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27900000/Dee-Snider-twisted-sister-27989487-361-365.jpg

[PaceAdvantage]

Who ever considered SJP hot? She's got a little Ruth Buzzi thing going on...if you're under 40, you might not even know who RB is... :lol:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/1/2/129069653152691520.jpg

[PaceAdvantage]

Anyone who says AJ isn't beautiful don't know nuttin' bout nuttin'...

Her eyes alone automatically qualify her:

http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Angelina-Jolie1.jpg

And as for tattoos, bring 'em on...it's all good...

http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/82308d1317975289-angelina-jolie-angelina-jolie-photos.jpg

[JustRalph]

I will take these

http://www.justralph.com/storage/got_leg.jpg

Even though they're 71 now...........