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sammy the sage
01-30-2012, 07:25 AM
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.
- George Bush

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
- George Gobel

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

You guys, line up alphabetically by height.
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman, Golfer

These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

They misunderestimated me.
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)

I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.
-President Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes

We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
— Jessica Simpson

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
-Tara Reid

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

canleakid
01-30-2012, 12:34 PM
LMAO :D

HUSKER55
01-30-2012, 12:46 PM
:lol:

AND THEN THE MEDIA WONDERS WHY NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION:D

Actor
01-30-2012, 01:58 PM
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
- Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
- Samuel Goldwyn

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
- Samuel Goldwyn

mostpost
01-30-2012, 02:17 PM
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.
- George Bush

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
This is a Yogi Berra quote.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
- George Gobel
Not a dumb statement; a joke in a comedy routine. There is a difference.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

You guys, line up alphabetically by height.
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach


I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman, Golfer

These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
You never heard of Albert's brother?

They misunderestimated me.
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)

I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.
-President Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes

We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
— Jessica Simpson

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
-Tara Reid
Also known as a geologist.

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

comments and observations in bold above.

Greyfox
01-30-2012, 02:29 PM
"57 States...one left to go." Barack Obama

"God Damn America!" Rev Wright

"My Muslim faith" Barack Obama

"For the first time in my adult life I'm proud of my country ." Michelle Obama


0geHTMcQabY

jognlope
01-30-2012, 02:33 PM
NOT dumb: "I pick Funny Cide to win today." Anna Nicole Smith, God rest her, in short interview before 2003 K. Derby.

thaskalos
01-30-2012, 03:05 PM
"We have to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon

"I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time."
- Mariah Carey, upon hearing of the death of the King of Jordan.

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
- George W. Bush

johnhannibalsmith
01-30-2012, 03:22 PM
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. - Sen. Barbara Boxer

sammy the sage
01-30-2012, 09:20 PM
comments and observations in bold above.

I would be willing TO BET that you LOVED the show Dragnet...Just the facts M'am :lol: