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[HUSKER55]

Subject: Acetaminophen

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and itsgeneric name is Acetaminophen. Aleve isalso called Naproxen. Amoxil is alsocalled Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team ofgovernment experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the genericname of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were:

· Mycoxafailin,

· Mydixadrupin,

· Mydixarizin,

· Dixafix,

· Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available inliquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitablefor use as a mixer. It will now bepossible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it givesnew meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a goodold-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market thenew concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breastimplants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be alarge elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely norecollection of what to do with them.

[Grits]

On a Saturday afternoon, Husker, you are bad, you are just plain up to NO GOOD. Still this is funny stuff, even while my face turned blushing pink reading all of these worthy generic names. :lol: :eek: :lol:

As I've said, I try not to interject anything into threads I know nothing about. And of course, I don't have one of these appendages, but I do know a great deal about this medication. Matter of fact, more than I EVER, EVER wanted to learn. :faint:

Remember these three, the first is the generic, the next two are brands, important as first line protocols.

They are: SILDENAFIL= VIAGRA = REVATIO.

Sildenafil, the generic is licensed by the FDA for treatment associated with blood flow to the penis and the lungs--no other parts of the body are affected by the drug.

Viagra treats erectile dysfunction bringing bliss to every gentleman that gobbles one up when he feels frisky. For every stud, who demands one several times a week who receives a new prescription monthly, Pfizer rakes in a hundred gazillion a year. Out--STANDING (pun intended). :lol:

Revatio treats pulmonary hypertension by opening the blood vessels in the lungs. When blood vessels are constricted not enough oxygen is carried into the lungs, therefore, higher pressure in the lungs exists which in turn causes the right side of the heart to become overworked which can lead to respiratory failure and subsequently lead to heart failure. Among other problems, Sleep apnea, COPD, pulmonary fibrosis (scarring of the lungs), congenital heart disease and pneumonia can all cause Pulmonary Hypertension and lead to severe lung damage.

Because I DO care for all of you gentleman, and each of you vary in age, if you've NOT had any experience thus far with either of these disorders, including, the much problematic ED, this is GREAT. But, if you are planning to take either (remember Levitra and Cyalis are also Viagra brands) whatever you do make sure you don't take lung meds, eg, Revatio, which for some reason is never included in their TV commercials. Revatio would is "double dipping." Too, as you all know, make sure you don't take nitroglycerin, or other heart meds, though, these are included in their advertising, that would INFLATE (pun intended):lol: your problems to a much greater extent.

Last of all--IF--you ever find yourself in the unfortunate situation of having to go into the ER, be hospitalized with pneumonia or in any form of respiratory distress, DO NOT ask for, or allow yourself to be administered, anything for pain that includes a narcotic. The pain is not beyond tolerable, it will pass. Narcotics, of course, slow and further suppress our respiratory rate. The narcotic can cause respiratory failure and abruptly bring on cardiac arrest.

How am I able to share this long missive I've typed to you guys?

Lived it and experienced it. Same goes with the narcotics. Check your meds, don't let them contraindicate one another, particularly if a new drug is prescribed. Always ask questions.

Husker, honey, I didn't mean to dampen your joke. But, this stuff is relevant. I promise.

And for any who think all this came by way of the "blue hyperlink". Don't count on it. I'd rather it had.:ThmbUp: And Cardus, if its too long for you . . . . pass.

[HuggingTheRail]

And Cardus, if its too long for you . . . . pass.

Pun intended? :D

[Grits]

lololllllllllllllllllllllll You're good. I truly didn't think of this one, OTR. :lol:

[Tom]

Speaking of this drug, John Edwards recently asked the judge to delay the start of his trial due to a medical condition.

"How long do you need?" asked the Judge.

Edwards replied,"More than four hours."

[maddog42]

How about hardonofix or dixerex or mycoxatalkin or dixtrixacumen.

sorry pretty lame I know. whoops.

I have a soft spot for this type of humor.

[Actor]

I have a soft spot for this type of humor.And we all know where it is. :lol: :lol:

[HUSKER55]

hey GRITS,

if you mix nitroglycerin and viagra you end up with a fun way to knock your socks off:lol:

[Grits]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Indeed, you do. What a way to go.:lol: :lol: :lol: