Obama Humor from Late Night TV

[Dave Schwartz]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to
life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The
other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

[LottaKash]

Funny stuff Dave...Hilarious !

Still, in a sick way, it is more closer to the truth than any die-hard oBamaite would care to admit, I think...

best,

[HUSKER55]

atta boy dave! :lol:

[jerry-g]

I think Ground Hog day is coming up. Isn't that the one where Obama comes out of the White House and if he sees his shadow...we get six more weeks of unemployment?

[Dave Schwartz]

I think Ground Hog day is coming up. Isn't that the one where Obama comes out of the White House and if he sees his shadow...we get six more weeks of unemployment?

Weeks?


LOL - Benefits, maybe.

[NJ Stinks]

Great stuff, Dave! :lol:

[witchdoctor]

A little something else from Dave Schwartz.


In the year 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address
will occur on the same day.

This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant
creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

[Ocala Mike]

The other involves Punxsatawney Phil.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ocala Mike

[Tom]

Obama was at Disneyland yesterday......Mickey, Minnie, Pluto were all there with him, but Goofy couldn't make it. He was too busy with is vice-presidential duties.