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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Every time she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat.
How far can you drive a Chevy Volt on a full charge?
All the way back to GM.
ba dum.
Greyfox
01-11-2012, 01:19 PM
Abe:
"Geez.. Ike.. you've got to keep your curtains closed when you're doin your wife. The last two nights the whole town saw the show."
Ike:
"Geez Abe, the jokes on you. You've got the wrong house. I've been away the last 3 nights."
Dave Schwartz
01-11-2012, 01:22 PM
LOL
Not sure which was worse, er I mean, better.
:lol:
RaceBookJoe
01-11-2012, 01:26 PM
All good ones haha , thanks for the laughs. rbj
canleakid
01-11-2012, 01:56 PM
Politically correct women descriptions...
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
She is not a SLUT - she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
thaskalos
01-11-2012, 02:14 PM
Our local Chinese restaurants don't play games...:)
Our local Chinese restaurants don't play games...:)
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