slogans and bumper stickers

[HUSKER55]

remember some of your favorites from the past...list 'em here

I AM UPSIDE DOWN IN LIFE. TOO TIRED TO WORK...TO BROKE TO QUIT.

IF LIFE IS A BOWL OF CHERRIES THEN I GOT THE BOWL WITH THE PITS.

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME ....I'M LOST TOO!

IF LIFE WAS FAIR YOU WOULD BE WORKING FOR ME!

MY ROAD OF LIFE NEEDS RE-SURFACED.

THAT GIRL IN THE MINI-SKIRT IS NOT YOUR AVON LADY.

IF BRAINS WERE GAS YOU COULDN'T POWER A PISS-ANTS MOTORCYCLE AROUND THE INSIDE OF A CHEERIO.

OUR CREDIT MANAGER IS HELLEN WAIT. IF YOU NEED CREDIT THEN GO TO HELLEN WAIT.

THROUGH OUR DOORS AND DOWN OUR HALLOWED HALLS.... WALK SOME OF THE DAMNDEST PEOPLE YOU EVER MET.

[Robert Goren]

My favorite bumper sticker.

Open Your Bible
Free Gift Inside

[Robert Goren]

Then there is classic put down.

Your mother is better in bed than your wife.

[thaskalos]

"I owe, I owe...so off to work I go."

[Grits]

A favorite seen on the back of a Mustang GT, years ago.

Get in. Buckle up. And shut up.

[johnhannibalsmith]

Not quite one of my favorites, but this one used to be on just about every other car in the high school parking lot. Haven't seen one in years.



http://rlv.zcache.com/ass_gas_or_grass_nobody_rides_for_free_bumper_stic ker-p128927450705452921z74sk_400.jpg

[Tom]

If you can read this, you didn't graduate here

[Actor]

REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS. A LITTLE BABY DOO AIN'T GONNA KILL YA.

[Overlay]

A favorite seen on the back of a Mustang GT, years ago.

Get in. Buckle up. And shut up.

The version I saw said, "Get in, sit down, shut up, and hang on".

[bigmack]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/AntiObamaBumperStickerfromZazzlecom.png

[chickenhead]

My other car is also a piece of crap.

[Dick Schmidt]

My very favorite all time from several years ago:

JESUS SAVES . . .
Gretzky takes the rebound and SCORES!!!!

And of course the all time politically incorrect:

Nuke the Whales!

Dick

[johnhannibalsmith]

My very favorite all time from several years ago:

JESUS SAVES . . .
Gretzky takes the rebound and SCORES!!!!

And of course the all time politically incorrect:

Nuke the Whales!

Dick

:lol: :lol:

Both gems.

[Actor]

INSISTENCE IS FERTILE

[canleakid]

"BETTER DEAD, THEN RED"

"MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR"

[Actor]

My other car is also a piece of crap.My other car stickers are a category to themselves.

My other car...

... is a Harley.
... is an airplane.
... is a Schwinn.
... is paid for.
... isn't paid for either.
... is always in the shop.
... is a real pussy wagon.
... was commandeered by James Bond.
... is where I lost my virginity.

[BlueShoe]

Limit Politicians to two terms.
One in office.
One in prison.

[thaskalos]

Limit Politicians to two terms.
One in office.
One in prison.
Must have been in Illinois...:)

[HUSKER55]

PRISON TERM FIRST:D

[Zydeco]

Saw this the other day...


OBAMA
Does this ass make my truck look fat?

[HUSKER55]

:lol:

[Actor]

PEOPLE WITH GOOD TEETH HAVE ORGASMS WHEN THEY BRUSH.

[BlinkersOn]

My bumper sticker on my car actually says

"Don't Laugh It's Paid For"

[Grits]

Not a bumper sticker, a no smoking sign in a retail store I was in last Thursday:

If YOU'RE smoking, you BETTER be on fire.

[Actor]

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION