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http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2011/12/08/islamic-cleric-bans-woman-from-touching-bananas-carrots-and-cucumbers/
An Islamic cleric has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, because it can lead to “sexual thoughts.”
I guess the Shake Weight is off limits as well! :eek:
Overlay
01-02-2012, 06:42 PM
Does the same apply to cantaloupes and tacos for men?
Steve 'StatMan'
01-02-2012, 06:43 PM
Sounds like the cleric shouldn't be too close to them either - we know what he thinks when he sees those things too.
TJDave
01-02-2012, 06:48 PM
Does the same apply to cantaloupes and tacos for men?
In Mexico pool cues are called tacos.
I do not know why.
HUSKER55
01-02-2012, 06:53 PM
maybe the carrot provides more satisfacton:D
Robert Fischer
01-02-2012, 07:02 PM
http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2011/12/08/islamic-cleric-bans-woman-from-touching-bananas-carrots-and-cucumbers/
I guess the Shake Weight is off limits as well! :eek:
lol @ the shake weight reference !! :D
bigmack
01-02-2012, 07:12 PM
The cleric failed to mention he has an extensive shell collection.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/195267257_22095f6f54.jpg
Steve 'StatMan'
01-02-2012, 07:30 PM
The cleric failed to mention he has an extensive shell collection.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/195267257_22095f6f54.jpg
...and lucky for him, it's the right size too.
fast4522
01-15-2012, 06:17 PM
So you say this guy is a fruit?
Steve 'StatMan'
01-15-2012, 10:09 PM
I never thought we could get this thread up again. ;)
So you say this guy is a fruit?
OMG, I almost choked on my beer! :lol::lol::lol:
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