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Tom
01-02-2012, 06:38 PM
http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2011/12/08/islamic-cleric-bans-woman-from-touching-bananas-carrots-and-cucumbers/

An Islamic cleric has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, because it can lead to “sexual thoughts.”

I guess the Shake Weight is off limits as well! :eek:

Overlay
01-02-2012, 06:42 PM
Does the same apply to cantaloupes and tacos for men?

Steve 'StatMan'
01-02-2012, 06:43 PM
Sounds like the cleric shouldn't be too close to them either - we know what he thinks when he sees those things too.

TJDave
01-02-2012, 06:48 PM
Does the same apply to cantaloupes and tacos for men?

In Mexico pool cues are called tacos.

I do not know why.

HUSKER55
01-02-2012, 06:53 PM
maybe the carrot provides more satisfacton:D

Robert Fischer
01-02-2012, 07:02 PM
http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2011/12/08/islamic-cleric-bans-woman-from-touching-bananas-carrots-and-cucumbers/



I guess the Shake Weight is off limits as well! :eek:

lol @ the shake weight reference !! :D

bigmack
01-02-2012, 07:12 PM
The cleric failed to mention he has an extensive shell collection.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/195267257_22095f6f54.jpg

Steve 'StatMan'
01-02-2012, 07:30 PM
The cleric failed to mention he has an extensive shell collection.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/195267257_22095f6f54.jpg

...and lucky for him, it's the right size too.

fast4522
01-15-2012, 06:17 PM
So you say this guy is a fruit?

Steve 'StatMan'
01-15-2012, 10:09 PM
I never thought we could get this thread up again. ;)

Tom
01-15-2012, 10:53 PM
So you say this guy is a fruit?

OMG, I almost choked on my beer! :lol::lol::lol: