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plainolebill
12-19-2011, 10:41 PM
Nice looking couple

Yahoo News (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/shoplifters-robbed-while-stealing-grocery-store-192530012.html)
sandpit
12-19-2011, 11:10 PM
"accused of stealing makeup, energy bars and batteries."

this might be the funniest thing I've read all year...one can only imagine what that combination was leading to...http://paceadvantage.com/forum/images/smilies/47.gif
boxcar
12-19-2011, 11:12 PM
Nice looking couple

Yahoo News (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/shoplifters-robbed-while-stealing-grocery-store-192530012.html)

Oh, tis the season for shoplifters. Was reading somewhere else where a guy got nabbed in a supermarket with nearly $300. worth of meat stuffed down his sweat pants that he wore under his pants and that he tied around his ankles to keep the food from falling out.

Boxcar
Steve 'StatMan'
12-19-2011, 11:19 PM
Nice looking couple

Yahoo News (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/shoplifters-robbed-while-stealing-grocery-store-192530012.html)

Good God, how long has she been a zombie? I don't thiink that makeup will offset those bulging eyes from a skeletal face,
Steve 'StatMan'
12-19-2011, 11:30 PM
Maybe she's this guy's sister, without the veil & burka (he'll Keel her.)
johnhannibalsmith
12-20-2011, 01:50 AM
Adding to the irony, the suspect turned victim's sister was dispatched to follow-up on the complaint.





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chickenhead
12-20-2011, 02:00 AM
I think I saw her sister earlier on match.com
HUSKER55
12-20-2011, 07:03 AM
and now you know why dimly lit bars should be outlawed :D
Steve 'StatMan'
12-20-2011, 10:01 PM
I rather think she's qiuite beautiful.
Rookies
12-20-2011, 10:18 PM
Good God, how long has she been a zombie? I don't thiink that makeup will offset those bulging eyes from a skeletal face,

Gotta be a 'Walking Dead' cast member...
keilan
12-20-2011, 10:43 PM
Good God, how long has she been a zombie? I don't thiink that makeup will offset those bulging eyes from a skeletal face,

That's what meth looks like :)
ArlJim78
12-20-2011, 10:54 PM
no doubt she is a meth head.
Steve 'StatMan'
12-20-2011, 11:01 PM
Ah, so there's meth to her madness.