toetoe
12-17-2011, 10:49 AM
I was at the Shecky Greene performance, starting at 7:30 last night. After working the "bad crowd" into his routine, he finally gave up and exited --- stage left --- at 8:06. WTF ???
Heavens to Mergatroid, Shecky. How can you dare to charge for tonight's show ? How can you even show your face ?
I will be there again tonight, specifically to sheckle.
Some people paid 40, 50, 60 shekels ... for that ?!?
I wanted him back onstage. I called, "Waitress, Sheck please."
The crowd started to croon, "Where is the Greenfield ..." [Too inside ? Okay, sorry.]
Wait, I got more ... Strange, but I feel some kind of hook pulling me sidewise by the neck ... a-a-a-agh !!! ...
Heavens to Mergatroid, Shecky. How can you dare to charge for tonight's show ? How can you even show your face ?
I will be there again tonight, specifically to sheckle.
Some people paid 40, 50, 60 shekels ... for that ?!?
I wanted him back onstage. I called, "Waitress, Sheck please."
The crowd started to croon, "Where is the Greenfield ..." [Too inside ? Okay, sorry.]
Wait, I got more ... Strange, but I feel some kind of hook pulling me sidewise by the neck ... a-a-a-agh !!! ...