true humor: 3 things not to do

[Dave Schwartz]

3 things you should not do (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20031208/ap_on_fe_st/impersonating_officer)

[PaceAdvantage]

Dumbass of the Week award?

[Bubbles]

Those are three good things, but I learned of three more no-nos from the classic cartoon Peanuts...

"There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."

:D