Dave Schwartz
11-21-2011, 10:57 AM
- I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
- I had amnesia once -- or twice.
- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
- Is there another word for synonym?
- The speed of time is one second per second.
- Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
-It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- I had amnesia once -- or twice.
- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
- Is there another word for synonym?
- The speed of time is one second per second.
- Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
-It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.