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I knew a man Obama and he’d lie to you
Through his teeth
He’d tell you anything he thought you’d buy
Then grin at you.
He lied so much, lied so much,
He even fooled himself
He came along when things were tough, we were
Down and out
He talked a lot and he sounded good and we fell for it,
we swallowed it all.
He talked of hope, talked of change, he lied
Then warmed up the bus
He said his name Obama and the lies came out,
Of his mouth.
He told us all he was one of us, Oh he said he was, and then he sealed up his past.
He let us know, let us know,
And took back his promises all around
Mr Obama, Mr Obama,
Mr Obama, lie.
He lied to those on TV shows with phony polls,
Throughout the land
He spoke in lies about the guys that he used to hang
Out with
They set off some bombs, set off some bombs,
And after 20 years he still denies.
He said I lie now at every chance, on campaign stops
For shits and grins
But most the time I spend on board Air Force One
Traveling about
He has no shame, and his wife is the same,
I heard Joe Wilson say Hey!
Mr Obama, Mr Obama,
Mr Obama, You lie!
PhantomOnTour
10-07-2011, 04:08 PM
All this lameness says more about the writer than the one you're writing about.
More pathetic fun poking and tit baby crying from the right, and it is neither clever nor funny, except among other tit babe whiners...
Nancy Grace would probably be impressed
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Dontcha think this daily crying sort of detracts from your point?
Make your point everyday in some seemingly clever and insulting way and someone is bound to listen huh??
Sugar Ron
10-07-2011, 04:14 PM
:rolleyes:
A little too much free time on your hands there, Tommy...
bigmack
10-07-2011, 04:25 PM
Two clowns without a speck of a sense of humor. How'd ya like to hang with these two nerds, SugRonnie or this PonTour? Boooorrring.
PhantomOnTour
10-07-2011, 04:27 PM
Two clowns without a speck of a sense of humor. How'd ya like to hang with these two nerds, SugRonnie or this PonTour? Boooorrring.
Are you one of those internet toughies who's really just a lil beach in real life??
boxcar
10-07-2011, 04:38 PM
All this lameness says more about the writer than the one you're writing about.
More pathetic fun poking and tit baby crying from the right, and it is neither clever nor funny, except among other tit babe whiners...
Nancy Grace would probably be impressed
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Dontcha think this daily crying sort of detracts from your point?
Make your point everyday in some seemingly clever and insulting way and someone is bound to listen huh??
I thought the "tit baby criers" were the all the Wall St. Demonstrators around the country. I mean we even saw a gal crying over the price of broccoli. :rolleyes:
Boxcar
bigmack
10-07-2011, 04:53 PM
Are you one of those internet toughies who's really just a lil beach in real life??
How curious are you?
riskman
10-07-2011, 05:07 PM
I thought the "tit baby criers" were the all the Wall St. Demonstrators around the country. I mean we even saw a gal crying over the price of broccoli. :rolleyes:
Boxcar
At least she was not crying over Spilt Milk!
PhantomOnTour
10-07-2011, 05:34 PM
How curious are you?
You just answered my question :lol:
You cannot:
A) find the OP funny
and
B) call someone else a nerd at the same time
It's ironic, you see.
bigmack
10-07-2011, 05:52 PM
Oh goodie, a Cajun nerd.
Total number of teeth: 4. He comes in to whine about what he perceives as whining. My advise is to put certain people on ignore. Your mind can't handle much.
No doubt a passive/aggressive though, so ya got that goin' for ya, which is nice. :jump:
PaceAdvantage
10-07-2011, 07:48 PM
All this lameness says more about the writer than the one you're writing about.
More pathetic fun poking and tit baby crying from the right, and it is neither clever nor funny, except among other tit babe whiners...
Nancy Grace would probably be impressed
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Dontcha think this daily crying sort of detracts from your point?
Make your point everyday in some seemingly clever and insulting way and someone is bound to listen huh??Why don't you and Sugar start some threads extolling the accomplishments of our Dear Leader? Why do you spend time harping on the negative things posted by others when you could be out there reminding everyone how great Mr. Low Approval Ratings really is...
Is it because you lack material for such an endeavor?
Hanover1
10-07-2011, 08:01 PM
How curious are you?
He is curious yellow
I guess is you are an Obama supported you have no humor left in you.
I feel your pain, POT. :D
Hey, I'll start one for you guys!
PhantomOnTour
10-07-2011, 09:31 PM
Okay, the "funny" version doesn't even follow melodically with the real song.
Just try the first line...
It was an attempt at humor while doing the popular hep thing; making fun of the President but doing some serious whining at the same time...sorry, but that's just trite and not too funny imo.
It's just another yadda yadda the President lies and boo hoo he's wasting tax dollars on vacation in his fat plane.
They ALL lie, they ALL take vacations and catch hell for it...what's so new about this thread or this humor angle?
It's PLAYED OUT y'all !!
It's not about me starting some 'Praise Obama' thread as someone suggested, it's about some folks actually doing something about this terrorist commie illegal alien drug user muslim lover apologist instead of posting lame jingles and jokes on the internet.
Have you strengthened your collective disgust for him through these posts?
Have you swayed any Libs to join your side?
Have you made any real difference at all???
Wow, he's boring as well!
Whining?
Have you missed hcap's posts?
Have you missed Obama's continual whines?
I guess you don't appreciate humor, so I will stick to verifiable facts....
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bigmack
10-07-2011, 09:49 PM
Okay, the "funny" version doesn't even follow melodically with the real song.
Just try the first line...
You mean you can't figure out how:
I knew a man Obama and he’d lie to you
Through his teeth
Fits into:
I knew a man Bojangles and he'd dance for you
In worn out shoes :confused:
How are you with gum and walking?
Mac, maybe he is better with numbers than music.....
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newtothegame
10-07-2011, 11:21 PM
Okay, the "funny" version doesn't even follow melodically with the real song.
Just try the first line...
It was an attempt at humor while doing the popular hep thing; making fun of the President but doing some serious whining at the same time...sorry, but that's just trite and not too funny imo.
It's just another yadda yadda the President lies and boo hoo he's wasting tax dollars on vacation in his fat plane.
They ALL lie, they ALL take vacations and catch hell for it...what's so new about this thread or this humor angle?
It's PLAYED OUT y'all !!
It's not about me starting some 'Praise Obama' thread as someone suggested, it's about some folks actually doing something about this terrorist commie illegal alien drug user muslim lover apologist instead of posting lame jingles and jokes on the internet.
Have you strengthened your collective disgust for him through these posts?
Have you swayed any Libs to join your side?
Have you made any real difference at all???
Not much different then YOU running in behind every post crying about how someone is whining about the president.
Humor is a good thing in life......kind of keeps you sane.
Yup. Ya gotta lighten up.
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newtothegame
10-08-2011, 12:02 AM
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Note: there is some cursing and I have NOT edited it....
PaceAdvantage
10-08-2011, 02:07 AM
Have you strengthened your collective disgust for him through these posts?
Have you swayed any Libs to join your side?
Have you made any real difference at all???Obama's approval ratings would indicate the answer to all these questions is a resounding YES.
And by the way, who is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read these threads?
fast4522
10-08-2011, 09:12 AM
Ok, for y'all
Obama's approval ratings would indicate the answer to all these questions is a resounding YES.
And by the way, who is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read these threads?
Alright, I'll talk! It was ME! I did it!
Ya got me copper, er, PA.....
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