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JustRalph
10-05-2011, 05:39 PM
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/10/05/2665621/rich-spanish-duchess-weds-for.html

http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2011/10/05/10/51/81-NC7z.Em.55.jpg

Wow!
boxcar
10-05-2011, 07:32 PM
Maybe he loves her vast wealth more than her. Or maybe all her real beauty is hidden. Or...maybe the devil made him do it. :D

Boxcar
bigmack
10-05-2011, 07:39 PM
Rumor has it the groom was heard on his honeymoon saying:

"Get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty ape."

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/93022.png
Grits
10-05-2011, 07:53 PM
If I were a male--there's not enough money in all of this entire world. This has to be a photo shop compilation, no one is this unfortunate.:confused:
ArlJim78
10-05-2011, 07:56 PM
the first thing that dude needs to do is to get to an eye doctor right away.
cj's dad
10-05-2011, 08:19 PM
I'm single and many of my friends want to know why I don't have a lady friend- I rest my case.
sandpit
10-05-2011, 09:21 PM
the first thing that dude needs to do is to get to an eye doctor right away.

I'd have to be blind and deaf, because there's no way I'd want to hear anybody tell me what she looks like.

The best is some of the comments in that story:

-So a 60 year old civil servant marries an 85 year old duchess worth hundreds of millions who looks like a drunk Ron Perlman.

-Gawd! I rather make the $2000 and month and not have to roll over and see that in the morning! Think how that face would look with NO make-up on!
-Somebody's surgeon went to the Michael Jackson School of Plastic Surgery and Lawn Care...
Robert Goren
10-05-2011, 09:31 PM
What is the big deal. Women do this all the time.
bigmack
10-05-2011, 09:37 PM
What is the big deal. Women do this all the time.
Like clockwork you miss the point. Younger women aren't marrying older men that look like orangutans.
Tom
10-05-2011, 09:52 PM
:sleeping: Obama married Michelle. This ain't nothing.
JustRalph
10-05-2011, 10:28 PM
Like clockwork you miss the point. Younger women aren't marrying older men that look like orangutans.


Mack, you are killing me :lol:
Hanover1
10-05-2011, 10:37 PM
Like clockwork you miss the point. Younger women aren't marrying older men that look like orangutans.

So the Anna Nichole marriage to the J Paul Getty lookalike was for sex? I never thought he resembled George Clooney myself.
Hanover1
10-05-2011, 10:39 PM
Ya gotta admit....this does crack ya up! Good Gawd! I'm just tryin to figure out how.......never mind.
Steve 'StatMan'
10-05-2011, 10:53 PM
The Duchess of Alba. Not Jessica Alba. Appearently he's not going to inherit the family fortune, and she's given a lot of wealth and property to her children. She must have one hell-of-a great personality! Appearently one of Spain's more famous people according to the article. I hadn't heard of her - I really never knew few Spanish ladies beyond Charro.
bigmack
10-05-2011, 11:37 PM
Mack, you are killing me :lol:
I actually had to laugh myself. :jump:
nijinski
10-06-2011, 12:20 AM
Sadly she has had way too much Plastic Surgery and and probably regularly gets cosmetic injections. She may have grown old much more gracefully sans the excess.
PaceAdvantage
10-06-2011, 06:32 AM
Now Joan Rivers at least can see what she has to look forward to in about 10 years...
HUSKER55
10-06-2011, 09:45 AM
and he looks sober in the photo!

American Gigalo remake:D
Valuist
10-06-2011, 10:09 AM
and he looks sober in the photo!

American Gigalo remake:D

Call it American Gag-olo
turninforhome10
10-06-2011, 10:13 AM
Love is blind, but in this case can the sense of touch be gone also. Imagine the honeymoon, ehhh
cj's dad
10-06-2011, 10:19 AM
Love is blind, but in this case can the sense of touch be gone also. Imagine the honeymoon, ehhh

I just lost breakfast.
turninforhome10
10-06-2011, 10:24 AM
I guess it's better than waking up the morning after with her smiling face staring at you over a stack of flapjacks.
JustRalph
10-06-2011, 11:55 AM
I guess it's better than waking up the morning after with her smiling face staring at you over a stack of flapjacks.

Flapjacks? Oh god! I bet she still has those too!
CryingForTheHorses
10-06-2011, 01:46 PM
Flapjacks? Oh god! I bet she still has those too!

When the door is closed and the lights are out..You can hear the tinkle of false teeth dropping into a glass of water.. :lol:
wisconsin
10-06-2011, 03:14 PM
When the door is closed and the lights are out..You can hear the tinkle of false teeth dropping into a glass of water.. :lol:


That was unexpected, and very funny.



He's probably never had a gummer before. :lol:
bigmack
10-06-2011, 04:21 PM
He's probably never had a gummer before. :lol:
I never thought of that. I'm going to have to re-think this beast.