Saturday night humor

[Tom]

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[Dave Schwartz]

Good one, Tom.

[Dave Schwartz]

An inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife."

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added: "She was my mother"

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker...

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: ….. Don't Copy, if u can't Paste

[ArlJim78]

and then the officer asked, "did the suspect have any distinguishing physical characteristics?". well, where to begin (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/scariest-mug-shot-ever-786901)...

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